Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses. — John Shaqi
Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
General
Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
Mr. Merrywhistle had no trade or profession. When the last census was
taken, and the paper was given to him to fill-in, he set himself down
as 'Nothing Particular,' and this eccentric definition of himself
coming under the eyes of his landlady--who, like every other landlady,
was mighty curious about the age, religion, and occupation of her
lodgers, and whether they were single, widowed, or divorced men--was
retailed by her to her friends. As a necessary consequence, _her_
friends retailed the information to _their_ friends; and for some
little time afterwards, they used to ask of the landlady and of each
other, jocosely, how Nothing Particular was getting along, and whether
he had lately done Anything Particular; and so on. But this mildest of
jokes soon died out, and never reached Mr. Merrywhistle's ears. He had
an income more than sufficient for his personal wants; but at the
year's end not a shilling remained of his year's income. A pale face,
a look of distress, a poor woman with a baby in arms, a person looking
hungrily in a cook-shop window--any one of these sights was sufficient
to melt his benevolent heart, and to draw copper or silver from
his pocket. It was said of him that his hands were always in his
pockets--a saying which was the occasion of a piece of sarcasm, which
grew into a kind of proverb. A lady-resident of Buttercup-square,
whose husband was of the parsimonious breed, when speaking of Mr.
Merrywhistle's benevolence, said, with a sigh, 'My husband is just
like Mr. Merrywhistle; his hands are always in his pockets.' 'Yes,
ma'am,' said an ill-natured friend, 'but there the similarity ends.
Your husband's hands _never come out_.' Which produced a lifelong
breach between the parties.
Mr. Merrywhistle was in a very disturbed mood this evening. He was
haunted by the face of the old man who had been amused, because he had
given a poor child, a shilling. The thought of this old man proved the
most obstinate of tenants to Mr. Merrywhistle; having got into his
mind, it refused to be dislodged. He had never seen this man before,
and here, in the most unaccountable manner, he being haunted and
distressed by a face which presented itself to his imagination with a
mocking expression upon it, because he had been guilty of a charitable
act. 'I should like to meet him again,' said Mr. Merrywhistle to
himself; 'I'd talk to him!' Which mild determination, hotly expressed,
was intended to convey an exceedingly severe meaning. As he could not
dislodge the thought of the man from his mind, Mr. Merrywhistle
resolved to go to his friends next door, the Silvers, and take tea
with them. He went in, and found them, as he expected, just sitting
down to tea. Only two of them, husband and wife.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account