Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
Truly this proved to be a night of coincidences to Mr. Merrywhistle;
for he had not walked a mile before he came upon the queer little old
man, whom he had met on the Royal Exchange. The old fellow was leaning
against a lamp-post, smoking a pipe, and seemed to be as much at home
in the wide street as he would have been in his own parlour. He looked
surly and ill-grained, and his eyebrows were very precipitous. His
mild eye was towards Mr. Merrywhistle, as that gentleman approached
him, and when Mr. Merrywhistle slowly passed him, his fierce eye came
in view and lighted upon the stroller. Before he had left the old man
three yards behind him, Mr. Merrywhistle fancied he heard a chuckle.
He would have dearly liked to turn back and accost the old man, but a
feeling of awkwardness was upon him, and he could not muster
sufficient courage. Chance, however, brought about an interview. Not
far from him was a building that might have been a palace, it was so
grand and light. It was a triumph of architecture, with its beautiful
pillars, and its elaborate stonework. Great windows, higher than a
man's height, gilt framed, and blazing with a light that threw
everything around them in the shade, tempted the passer-by to stop and
admire. There were three pictures in the windows, and these pictures
were so cunningly surrounded by jets of light, that they could not
fail to attract the eye. Awful satires were these pictures. Two of
them represented the figure of a man under different aspects. On the
left, this man was represented with a miserably-attenuated face, every
line in which expressed woe and destitution; his clothes were so
ragged that his flesh peeped through; his cheeks were thin, his lips
were drawn in, his eyes were sunken; his lean hands seemed to tremble
beneath a weight of misery: at the foot of this picture was an
inscription, to the effect that it was the portrait of a man who did
_not_ drink So-and-so's gin and So-and-so's stout, both of which
life's elixirs were to be obtained within. On the right, this same man
was represented with full-fleshed face, with jovial eyes, with
handsome mouth and teeth, with plump cheeks, with fat hands--his
clothes and everything about him betokening worldly prosperity and
happiness: at the foot of this picture was an inscription, to the
effect that it was the portrait of the same man who (having, it is to
be presumed, seen the error of his ways) _did_ drink So-and-so's gin
and So-and-so's stout. A glance inside this palace, crowded with
Misery, would have been sufficient to show what a bitter satire these
pictures were. But the centre picture, in addition to being a bitter
satire, was awfully suggestive. It was this:
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