Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
Short as was the time occupied by this dialogue, it was long enough to
put an end to the scene before them. The woman was raised to her feet
by other women, many of whom urged her to 'Give him in charge, the
brute!' but she shook her head, and staggered away in pain. Very
quickly after her disappearance the crowd dissolved, by far the
greater part of it finding its way through the swing-doors of the
gin-palace, to talk of the event over So-and-so's gin and So-and-so's
stout. Not that there was anything new or novel in the occurrence. It
was but a scene in a drama of real life that had been played many
hundred times in that locality. Presently the street was quite clear,
and Mr. Merrywhistle and the old man were standing side by side,
alone. A handy lamp-post served as a resting-place for the old man,
who continued to smoke his pipe, and to chuckle between whiles, as if
he knew that Mr. Merrywhistle wanted to get up a conversation, and did
not know how to commence. As he saw that the old man was determined
not to assist him, and as every moment added to the awkwardness of the
situation, Mr. Merrywhistle made a desperate plunge.
'When I was on the Royal Exchange to-day----' he commenced.
The old man took his pipe out of his mouth, and expelled a cloud and a
chuckle at the same moment.
'I thought you was a-comin' to that,' he said. 'You owe me a bob.'
'What for?'
'I made a bet with you--_to_ myself--that the first thing you'd speak
about was the Royal Exchange. I bet you a bob--_to_ myself--and I won
it.'
Without hesitation Mr. Merrywhistle took a shilling from his pocket,
and offered it to the old man, who eyed it with his fierce eye for a
moment, doubtingly and with curiosity, and then calmly took possession
of it, and put it in his waistcoat-pocket.
'When you was, on the Royal Exchange to-day,' he said, repeating Mr.
Merrywhistle's words, 'you sor a boy and a girl a-beggin'.'
'No,' exclaimed Mr. Merrywhistle warmly; 'they were _not_ begging.'
'_You_ may call it what you like,' said the old man; 'but _I_ call it
beggin'; and so would that identical boy, if I was to ask him. He
wouldn't tell _you_ so, though. The boy he looked as if he was goin'
to die, and you give him a copper or a bit of silver; and you wasn't
pleased because I laughed at you for it. Now, then, fire away.'
'Was that boy starving? Was he as ill as he looked? Was I----'
'Took in?' added the old man, as Mr. Merrywhistle hesitated to express
the doubt 'Why? D'ye want your money back? Lord! he's a smart little
chap, is Tom Beadle!'
'You know him, then?'
'Know him!' replied the old man, with a contemptuous snort; 'I'd like
to be told who it is about 'ere I don't know. And I'd like to know who
_you_ are. I'm almost as fond of askin' questions as I am of answering
'em. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. If you expect
Jimmy Wirtue to answer your questions, you must make up your mind to
answer his'n.'
'You're Mr. Virtue, then?'
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