Blair of Balaclava : $b A hero of the Light BrigadeLynn, Escott
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Blair of Balaclava : $b A hero of the Light Brigade
Lynn, Escott
Crimean War, 1853-1856 -- Fiction
‘Stables,’ a very pretty call, Dawes (who had only joined a few months)
had great difficulty in sounding. He kept getting horribly flat on one
note, and ‘Hooky-beak,’ as the boys called Linham, grew crimson with
rage.
‘You’ve no more ear for music than a pariah dog, Dawes!’ he cried. ‘Now,
sound it again.’
Trumpeter Dawes did so, but again was flat on the high note.
‘Squeeze it--squeeze it, you one-lunged bandicoot,’ cried the sergeant;
and Dawes endeavoured to do so, but made a worse hash of it than before.
‘Brittain, get out the cards,’ cried Linham; and from a cupboard
Brittain got out some great cards about two feet wide and of different
lengths, on which the various calls were printed in huge notes.
‘Hang up the “Stable” call,’ cried Linham.
Brittain did so, and Linham pointed to it with his stick.
‘Now, sound it, you blubber-lipped walrus, and if you don’t get the B
flat this time I’ll put you back with the raw recruits!’
Jack looked at the card hanging up and saw that the note the unfortunate
trumpeter could not sound was not B flat, but D, a very awkward note to
produce on the trumpet, and one which is used only in the ‘Stable’ call.
The sergeant waved his stick, a curious-looking souvenir of his Indian
service. It was made of ebony or some other black wood, the end being
carved into the shape of an elephant’s head, having two long, white
ivory tusks stuck in, which gave it a very realistic appearance.
Jack had noticed that the sergeant, while the trumpeters had been
sounding, had waved his ebony stick about in a most wonderful way, as
though beating time, but with motions that would have driven a
bandmaster crazy and that would have puzzled any body of musicians.
Before Dawes began to sound, the sergeant cried, ‘Now, keep in time.
I’ll count;’ and he gave his stick a preliminary flourish like a trooper
making ‘cut two’ with his sword, and causing Dawes to jump back, the
ferule of the stick having whizzed within a few inches of his nose.
‘Stand still! How dare you move!’ yelled Linham. ‘Now,
“Stables”--prepare to sound;’ and Dawes stood straight as a poker and
brought the mouthpiece of his trumpet to his mouth. ‘Sound!’
Dawes made a fair start on the low C, the sergeant standing in front of
him, waving his stick frantically and counting aloud. His method of
counting was peculiar. He began, ‘One, two, three, four, five,’ and so
on, and proceeded up to about thirty-five, getting in anything from
three to five beats in a bar. As the call was in three-four time, Jack
had the greatest difficulty to keep from laughing; and when on the fatal
D Dawes broke down, and Linham yelled, ‘Wrong, wrong, wrong! you’re
sounding B flat again!’ he had to snigger.
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