Europe -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; New Zealand -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, New Zealand
The Trout boys were the cousins Kezia had mentioned to the storeman.
They lived about a mile away in a house called Monkey Tree Cottage. Pip
was tall for his age, with lank black hair and a white face, but Rags
was very small and so thin that when he was undressed his shoulder
blades stuck out like two little wings. They had a mongrel dog with
pale blue eyes and a long tail turned up at the end who followed them
everywhere; he was called Snooker. They spent half their time combing
and brushing Snooker and dosing him with various awful mixtures
concocted by Pip, and kept secretly by him in a broken jug covered with
an old kettle lid. Even faithful little Rags was not allowed to know
the full secret of these mixtures. . . . Take some carbolic tooth
powder and a pinch of sulphur powdered up fine, and perhaps a bit of
starch to stiffen up Snooker’s coat. . . . But that was not all; Rags
privately thought that the rest was gun-powder. . . . And he never was
allowed to help with the mixing because of the danger. . . . “Why if a
spot of this flew in your eye, you would be blinded for life,” Pip
would say, stirring the mixture with an iron spoon. “And there’s always
the chance—just the chance, mind you—of it exploding if you whack it
hard enough. . . . Two spoons of this in a kerosene tin will be enough
to kill thousands of fleas.” But Snooker spent all his spare time
biting and snuffling, and he stank abominably.
“It’s because he is such a grand fighting dog,” Pip would say. “All
fighting dogs smell.”
The Trout boys had often spent the day with the Burnells in town, but
now that they lived in this fine house and boncer garden they were
inclined to be very friendly. Besides, both of them liked playing with
girls—Pip, because he could fox them so, and because Lottie was so
easily frightened, and Rags for a shameful reason. He adored dolls. How
he would look at a doll as it lay asleep, speaking in a whisper and
smiling timidly, and what a treat it was to him to be allowed to hold
one. . . .
“Curve your arms round her. Don’t keep them stiff like that. You’ll
drop her,” Isabel would say sternly.
Now they were standing on the verandah and holding back Snooker who
wanted to go into the house but wasn’t allowed to because Aunt Linda
hated decent dogs.
“We came over in the bus with Mum,” they said, “and we’re going to
spend the afternoon with you. We brought over a batch of our
gingerbread for Aunt Linda. Our Minnie made it. It’s all over nuts.”
“I skinned the almonds,” said Pip. “I just stuck my hand into a
saucepan of boiling water and grabbed them out and gave them a kind of
pinch and the nuts flew out of the skins, some of them as high as the
ceiling. Didn’t they, Rags?”
Rags nodded. “When they make cakes at our place,” said Pip, “we always
stay in the kitchen, Rags and me, and I get the bowl and he gets the
spoon and the egg beater. Sponge cake’s best. It’s all frothy stuff,
then.”
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