Europe -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; New Zealand -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, New Zealand
“It’s bad stuff to get drunk on,” says Dick Harmon, turning his little
glass in his fingers and smiling his slow, dreaming smile. So he gets
drunk on it slowly and dreamily and at a certain moment begins to sing
very low, very low, about a man who walks up and down trying to find a
place where he can get some dinner.
Ah! how I loved that song, and how I loved the way he sang it, slowly,
slowly, in a dark, soft voice:
There was a man
Walked up and down
To get a dinner in the town . . .
It seemed to hold, in its gravity and muffled measure, all those tall
grey buildings, those fogs, those endless streets, those sharp shadows
of policemen that mean England.
And then—the subject! The lean, starved creature walking up and down
with every house barred against him because he had no “home.” How
extraordinarily English that is. . . . I remember that it ended where
he did at last “find a place” and ordered a little cake of fish, but
when he asked for bread the waiter cried contemptuously, in a loud
voice: “We don’t serve bread with one fish ball.”
What more do you want? How profound those songs are! There is the whole
psychology of a people; and how un-French—how un-French!
“Once more, Deeck, once more!” I would plead, clasping my hands and
making a pretty mouth at him. He was perfectly content to sing it for
ever.
There again. Even with Dick. It was he who made the first advances.
I met him at an evening party given by the editor of a new review. It
was a very select, very fashionable affair. One or two of the older men
were there and the ladies were extremely _comme il faut._ They sat on
cubist sofas in full evening dress and allowed us to hand them thimbles
of cherry brandy and to talk to them about their poetry. For, as far as
I can remember, they were all poetesses.
It was impossible not to notice Dick. He was the only Englishman
present, and instead of circulating gracefully round the room as we all
did, he stayed in one place leaning against the wall, his hands in his
pockets, that dreamy half smile on his lips, and replying in excellent
French in his low, soft voice to anybody who spoke to him.
“Who is he?”
“An Englishman. From London. A writer. And he is making a special study
of modern French literature.”
That was enough for me. My little book, _False Coins_ had just been
published. I was a young serious writer who was making a special study
of modern English literature.
But I really had not time to fling my line before he said, giving
himself a soft shake, coming right out of the water after the bait, as
it were: “Won’t you come and see me at my hotel? Come about five
o’clock and we can have a talk before going out to dinner.”
“Enchanted!”
I was so deeply, deeply flattered that I had to leave him then and
there to preen and preen myself before the cubist sofas. What a catch!
An Englishman, reserved, serious, making a special study of French
literature. . . .
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account