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“Why,” said Miss Moss brightly, “yes, perhaps it is.” She put her head
on one side and smiled vaguely at the letter. “I shouldn’t be
surprised.”
The landlady’s eyes popped. “Well, I should, Miss Moss,” said she, “and
that’s how it is. And I’ll trouble you to open it, if you please. Many
is the lady in my place as would have done it for you and have been
within her rights. For things can’t go on like this, Miss Moss, no
indeed they can’t. What with week in week out and first you’ve got it
and then you haven’t, and then it’s another letter lost in the post or
another manager down at Brighton but will be back on Tuesday for
certain—I’m fair sick and tired and I won’t stand it no more. Why
should I, Miss Moss, I ask you, at a time like this, with prices flying
up in the air and my poor dear lad in France? My sister Eliza was only
saying to me yesterday—‘Minnie,’ she says, ‘you’re too soft-hearted.
You could have let that room time and time again,’ says she, ‘and if
people won’t look after themselves in times like these, nobody else
will,’ she says. ‘She may have had a College eddication and sung in
West End concerts,’ says she, ‘but if your Lizzie says what’s true,’
she says, ‘and she’s washing her own wovens and drying them on the
towel rail, it’s easy to see where the finger’s pointing. And it’s high
time you had done with it,’ says she.”
Miss Moss gave no sign of having heard this. She sat up in bed, tore
open her letter and read:
“Dear Madam,
Yours to hand. Am not producing at present, but have filed photo
for future ref.
Yours truly,
BACKWASH FILM CO.”
This letter seemed to afford her peculiar satisfaction; she read it
through twice before replying to the landlady.
“Well, Mrs. Pine, I think you’ll be sorry for what you said. This is
from a manager, asking me to be there with evening dress at ten o’clock
next Saturday morning.”
But the landlady was too quick for her. She pounced, secured the
letter.
“Oh, is it! Is it indeed!” she cried.
“Give me back that letter. Give it back to me at once, you bad, wicked
woman,” cried Miss Moss, who could not get out of bed because her
nightdress was slit down the back. “Give me back my private letter.”
The landlady began slowly backing out of the room, holding the letter
to her buttoned bodice.
“So it’s come to this, has it?” said she. “Well, Miss Moss, if I don’t
get my rent at eight o’clock to-night, we’ll see who’s a bad, wicked
woman—that’s all.” Here she nodded, mysteriously. “And I’ll keep this
letter.” Here her voice rose. “It will be a pretty little bit of
evidence!” And here it fell, sepulchral, “_My lady._”
The door banged and Miss Moss was alone. She flung off the bed clothes,
and sitting by the side of the bed, furious and shivering, she stared
at her fat white legs with their great knots of greeny-blue veins.
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