Europe -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; New Zealand -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, New Zealand
“Yes, it’s _like_ that, isn’t it, dear?” said the baby.
At that moment a beautiful typist appeared at the top of the stairs.
“Are you all waiting for the North-East call?”
“Yes!” cried the chorus.
“Well, it’s off. I’ve just had a phone through.”
“But look here! What about our expenses?” shouted a voice.
The typist looked down at them, and she couldn’t help laughing.
“Oh, you weren’t to have been _paid._ The North-East never _pay_ their
crowds.”
There was only a little round window at the Bitter Orange Company. No
waiting-room—nobody at all except a girl, who came to the window when
Miss Moss knocked, and said: “Well?”
“Can I see the producer, please?” said Miss Moss pleasantly. The girl
leaned on the window-bar, half shut her eyes and seemed to go to sleep
for a moment. Miss Moss smiled at her. The girl not only frowned; she
seemed to smell something vaguely unpleasant; she sniffed. Suddenly she
moved away, came back with a paper and thrust it at Miss Moss.
“Fill up the form!” said she. And banged the window down.
“Can you aviate—high-dive—drive a car—buck-jump—shoot?” read Miss Moss.
She walked along the street asking herself those questions. There was a
high, cold wind blowing; it tugged at her, slapped her face, jeered; it
knew she could not answer them. In the Square Gardens she found a
little wire basket to drop the form into. And then she sat down on one
of the benches to powder her nose. But the person in the pocket mirror
made a hideous face at her, and that was too much for Miss Moss; she
had a good cry. It cheered her wonderfully.
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