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“Well, that’s over,” she sighed. “It’s one comfort to be off my feet.
And my nose will soon get cool in the air. . . . It’s very nice in
here. Look at the sparrows. Cheep. Cheep. How close they come. I expect
somebody feeds them. No, I’ve nothing for you, you cheeky little
things. . . .” She looked away from them. What was the big building
opposite—the Café de Madrid? My goodness, what a smack that little
child came down! Poor little mite! Never mind—up again. . . . By eight
o’clock to-night . . . Café de Madrid. “I could just go in and sit
there and have a coffee, that’s all,” thought Miss Moss. “It’s such a
place for artists too. I might just have a stroke of luck. . . . A dark
handsome gentleman in a fur coat comes in with a friend, and sits at my
table, perhaps. ‘No, old chap, I’ve searched London for a contralto and
I can’t find a soul. You see, the music is difficult; have a look at
it.’” And Miss Moss heard herself saying: “Excuse me, I happen to be a
contralto, and I have sung that part many times. . . . Extraordinary!
‘Come back to my studio and I’ll try your voice now.’ . . . Ten pounds
a week. . . . Why should I feel nervous? It’s not nervousness. Why
shouldn’t I go to the Café de Madrid? I’m a respectable woman—I’m a
contralto singer. And I’m only trembling because I’ve had nothing to
eat to-day. . . . ‘A nice little piece of evidence, _my lady._’ . . .
Very well, Mrs. Pine. Café de Madrid. They have concerts there in the
evenings. . . . ‘Why don’t they begin?’ The contralto has not arrived.
. . . ‘Excuse me, I happen to be a contralto; I have sung that music
many times.’”
It was almost dark in the café. Men, palms, red plush seats, white
marble tables, waiters in aprons, Miss Moss walked through them all.
Hardly had she sat down when a very stout gentleman wearing a very
small hat that floated on the top of his head like a little yacht
flopped into the chair opposite hers.
“Good evening!” said he.
Miss Moss said, in her cheerful way: “Good evening!”
“Fine evening,” said the stout gentleman.
“Yes, very fine. Quite a treat, isn’t it?” said she.
He crooked a sausage finger at the waiter—“Bring me a large whisky”—and
turned to Miss Moss. “What’s yours?”
“Well, I think I’ll take a brandy if it’s all the same.”
Five minutes later the stout gentleman leaned across the table and blew
a puff of cigar smoke full in her face.
“That’s a tempting bit o’ ribbon!” said he.
Miss Moss blushed until a pulse at the top of her head that she never
had felt before pounded away.
“I always was one for pink,” said she.
The stout gentleman considered her, drumming with her fingers on the
table.
“I like ’em firm and well covered,” said he.
Miss Moss, to her surprise, gave a loud snigger.
Five minutes later the stout gentleman heaved himself up. “Well, am I
goin’ your way, or are you comin’ mine?” he asked.
“I’ll come with you, if it’s all the same,” said Miss Moss. And she
sailed after the little yacht out of the café.
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