Europe -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; New Zealand -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, New Zealand
Back in his bedroom, he pulled the blind up with a jerk, and standing
upon the pale square of sunlight that lay upon the carpet like a sheet
of cream blotting-paper, he began to do his exercises—deep breathing,
bending forward and back, squatting like a frog and shooting out his
legs—for if there was one thing he had a horror of it was of getting
fat, and men in his profession had a dreadful tendency that way.
However, there was no sign of it at present. He was, he decided, just
right, just in good proportion. In fact, he could not help a thrill of
satisfaction when he saw himself in the glass, dressed in a morning
coat, dark grey trousers, grey socks and a black tie with a silver
thread in it. Not that he was vain—he couldn’t stand vain men—no; the
sight of himself gave him a thrill of purely artistic satisfaction.
“_Voilà tout!”_ said he, passing his hand over his sleek hair.
That little, easy French phrase blown so lightly from his lips, like a
whiff of smoke, reminded him that someone had asked him again, the
evening before, if he was English. People seemed to find it impossible
to believe that he hadn’t some Southern blood. True, there was an
emotional quality in his singing that had nothing of the John Bull in
it. . . . The door-handle rattled and turned round and round. Adrian’s
head popped through.
“Please, father, mother says breakfast is quite ready, please.”
“Very well,” said Reginald. Then, just as Adrian disappeared: “Adrian!”
“Yes, father.”
“You haven’t said ‘good morning.’”
A few months ago Reginald had spent a week-end in a very aristocratic
family, where the father received his little sons in the morning and
shook hands with them. Reginald thought the practice charming, and
introduced it immediately, but Adrian felt dreadfully silly at having
to shake hands with his own father every morning. And why did his
father always sort of sing to him instead of talk? . . .
In excellent temper, Reginald walked into the dining-room and sat down
before a pile of letters, a copy of the _Times_, and a little covered
dish. He glanced at the letters and then at his breakfast. There were
two thin slices of bacon and one egg.
“Don’t you want any bacon?” he asked.
“No, I prefer a cold baked apple. I don’t feel the need of bacon every
morning.”
Now, did she mean that there was no need for him to have bacon every
morning, either, and that she grudged having to cook it for him?
“If you don’t want to cook the breakfast,” said he, “why don’t you keep
a servant? You know we can afford one, and you know how I loathe to see
my wife doing the work. Simply because all the women we have had in the
past have been failures and utterly upset my regime, and made it almost
impossible for me to have any pupils here, you’ve given up trying to
find a decent woman. It’s not impossible to train a servant—is it? I
mean, it doesn’t require genius?”
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