"Believe me they was a grand pair--seal brown, sixteen hands 'n' haired like babies. They fans their noses with their knees, when get's the word, 'n' after I sits behind 'em 'n' watches their hock-action fur a while I feels like apologizin' to 'em fur makin' 'em haul a bum like me. "These dolls go East,' says the guy I works fur. 'They don't pull no pig-sticker in this burg. They'll be at the Garden so much they'll head fur Madison Square whenever they're taken out.' "He ships the pair East 'n' sends me with 'em as caretaker. I deliver 'em to a swell sales company up-town in New York. "This concern has some joint--take it from me--every floor is just bulgin' with hosses that's so classy they sends 'em to a manicure parlor 'stead of a blacksmith's shop. "There's a big show-ring, with a balcony all 'round it, on the top floor. They take my pair up there 'n' hook 'em to a hot wagon painted yellow, 'n' the company's main squeeze, named Brown, comes up to see 'em act. I'm facin' the door just as a guy starts to lead a hoss into the show-ring. The pair swings by, this hoss shies back sudden 'n' I see him make a queer move with his off rear leg. Brown don't see it--he's got his back to the door. "The guy leads the hoss up to us. "'Here's that hunter I phoned you about, Mr. Brown,' he says. The hoss is a toppy trick--bright bay, short backed, good coupled 'n' 'll weigh eleven hundred strong. But he's got a knot on his near-fore that shows plain. "'I thought you told me he was sound?' says Brown, lookin' at the knot. "'What's the matter with you, Mr. Brown?' says the guy. 'That little thing don't bother him. Any eight-year-old hunter that knows the game is bound to be blemished in front.' "'Can you tell an unsound one when you look at him?' Brown asks me. "'I can smell a dink a mile off,' I says. "'Here's an outside party,' says Brown; 'let's hear what he has to say. Feel that bump, young man!' he says to me. "I runs my hand over the knot. "'That don't hurt him,' I says. 'It's on the shin 'n' part of it's thick skin.' "'There!' says the guy. 'Your own man's against you.' "'He's not my man,' says Brown, lookin' at me disgusted. "'This ain't my funeral,' I says to Brown. ''N' I ain't had a call to butt in. If you tells me to butt--I butts.' "'Go to it,' says Brown. "'Do you throw a crutch in with this one?' I says to the guy. "'What does he need a crutch for?' he says, givin' me a sour look. "I takes the hoss by the head, backs him real sudden, 'n' he lifts the off-rear high 'n' stiff. "'He's a stringer,' I says. "Brown gives the guy the laugh. "'You might get thirty dollars from a Jew pedler for him,' he says. 'He'll make a high-class hunter--for paper, rags and old iron.' "'How did you know that horse was string-halted so quick?' says Brown to me when the guy has gone. "'I told you I can smell a dink,' I says. But I don't tell him what I sees at the door.