The little man's treatment of David, exaggerated as it was by eager
credulity, became at length such a scandal to the Dale that Parson Leggy
determined to bring him to task on the matter.
Now M'Adam was the parson's pet antipathy. The bluff old minister, with
his brusque manner and big heart, would have no truck with the man who
never went to church, was perpetually in liquor, and never spoke good of
his neighbors. Yet he entered upon the interview fully resolved not to
be betrayed into an unworthy expression of feeling; rather to appeal to
the little man's better nature.
The conversation had not been in progress two minutes, however, before
he knew that, where he had meant to be calmly persuasive, he was fast
become hotly abusive.
“You, Mr. Hornbut, wi' James Moore to help ye, look after the lad's
soul, I'll see to his body,” the little man was saying.
The parson's thick gray eyebrows lowered threateningly over his eyes.
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself to talk like that. Which d'you
think the more important, soul or body? Oughtn't you, his father, to be
the very first to care for the boy's soul? If not, who should? Answer
me, sir.”
The little man stood smirking and sucking his eternal twig, entirely
unmoved by the other's heat.
“Ye're right, Mr. Hornbut, as ye aye are. But my argiment is this: that
I get at his soul best through his leetle carcase.”
The honest parson brought down his stick with an angry thud.
“M'Adam, you're a brute--a brute!” he shouted. At which outburst the
little man was seized with a spasm of silent merriment.
“A fond dad first, a brute afterward, aiblins--he! he! Ah, Mr. Hornbut!
ye 'ford me vast diversion, ye do indeed, 'my loved, my honored,
much-respected friend.”
“If you paid as much heed to your boy's welfare as you do to the bad
poetry of that profligate ploughman--”
An angry gleam shot into the other's eyes. “D'ye ken what blasphemy is,
Mr. Hornbut?” he asked, shouldering a pace forward.
For the first time in the dispute the parson thought he was about to
score a point, and was calm accordingly.
“I should do; I fancy I've a specimen of the breed before me now. And
d'you know what impertinence is?”
“I should do; I fancy I've--I awd say it's what gentlemen aften are
unless their mammies whipped 'em as lads.”
For a moment the parson looked as if about to seize his opponent and
shake him.
“M'Adam,” he roared, “I'll not stand your insolences!”
The little man turned, scuttled indoors, and came running back with a
chair.
“Permit me!” he said blandly, holding it before him like a haircutter
for a customer.
The parson turned away. At the gap in the hedge he paused.
“I'll only say one thing more,” he called slowly. “When your wife, whom
I think we all loved, lay dying in that room above you, she said to you
in my presence--”
It was M'Adam's turn to be angry. He made a step forward with burning
face.
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