Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, May 1905 — John Shaqi
Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, May 1905Various
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Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 2, May 1905
Various
Agriculture -- Southern States -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
“‘Now, madam,’ de leader say as cool as a watermelon in a deep spring,
‘des keep on yo’ jacket. You ketch yo’ death wid cold, A sudden change
fum a warm bed is a bad thing whar doctors is so scarce, anyhow. You
better not ’cite yo’se’f—’twon’t do a speck o’ good, an’ in fact you
ain’t lookin’ well. You act sorter s’picious. Ef dar is a spy in yo’
house we gwine have ’im fur our meat, an’ all yo’ rampageousness won’t
stop us. Dough, I make bold to say, madam, dat we-all ud like to have you
on we-all’s side. At close range dat tongue o’ yo’n ud beat a grape-gun
all holler.’
“Ol’ Miss didn’t say anything back. She looked out’n ’er eyes, dough,
like you seed a balkin’ mule ’fo’ now, mebby, when his laigs is been tied
together to break ’im fum kickin’ an’ you stan’ hind ’im wid a whip an’
sorer tap ’im in de flank atter he found out he earn’t kick ’nough to
skeer a hoss-fly off’n his back.
“Well, dey all go plumb thoo de house widout a speck ur luck, ’cep’ what
dey come acrost in de cupboard. When dey et all dey want an’ is raidy to
go, de head man say to ol’ Miss: ‘Madam,’ he say, lookin’ at me kinder
’chievous, ‘we got some work in de camp to be done an’ dis ol’ nigger
mus’ go an’ tend to it. We’ll sen’ ’im back in de mawnin’ sho ef he gits
thoo.’
“Dat ain’t de fust time I had to do odd jobs fur um, an’ I ain’t
s’prised. I had to march back wid one lill swivelly white man dat I could
a-mashed twixt my fingers like a skeeter, an’ I would a-tried it, too,
ef he hadn’t kep’ a musket level’ on me de whole time. De other soldiers
went on after Marse Eddie.
“He’s a spy,’ I heer um say, as dey went off, ’an’ he carn’t git away,
nuther, kase he is s’rounded on all sides an’ day is breakin’.’
“By de time we got to de camp de sun was ’ginnin’ to rise an’ a kettle
drummer was out wakin’ um all up wid his clatter. I had to he’p wash
dishes at de officer’s tent, an’ all dat mawnin’ I heerd um axin’ one
another is de spy done kotch. To’ds dinner de men all come back an’ wid
um was po’ Marse Eddie. He was so weakly dey had to mos’ drap ’im along.
Pon my word, I don’t b’lieve de boy know who had ’im; he looked so wild
out o’ his raid eyes.
“Dey tuck ’im to a big tent an’ all de officers got in it and held a
court martial—dat’s what dey called it. I couldn’t heer a word dat
passed, but de Lawd know I seed Marse Eddie was in a bad fix, kase dey
was makin’ sech a big to-do.
“Terrectly dey all come out de tent. De haid man ’mongst um give a order
an’ ’bout ten men come up wid deir guns an’ formed a line o’ battle. Den
dey marched Marse Eddie out wid his back to a tree. You know, suh, I kin
’member when young Miss an’ ’im used to go to dat selfsame sweetgum when
dey was lill. He used to take his knife an’ gouge out de gum an’ put it
twixt ’er white teeth an’ she’s say, ‘Quick, Brurr Eddie, give me some
dat’s hard ’fo’ my teeth stick together—dis heer is too saft.’
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