Mr. Harry De Windt, in his interesting book of reminiscence, gives an
anecdote concerning the Marquis and his Victoria Street receptions,
which, if worth telling at all, was worth telling correctly. I now
relate the incident as it was repeated to me by Mr. Charles Collette, the
well-known actor. At one of these assemblies in Victoria Street the
Marquis invited two or three of the guests to remain and “have a bite”
with him. When the general body of the guests had retired, these
selected individuals were taken to the dining-room, where the merry widow
was discovered awaiting them. Half a dozen people sat down to a meal
which consisted chiefly of potatoes and mutton cutlets. Collette sat on
the left of the Marquis, who took the head of the table. The Marquis was
not a pretty eater, and that’s the truth. He detached a whole cutlet
from the bone, and put it into his mouth as one bite. Looking up, he saw
the amazed expression on Collette’s face.
“I’ve got a devil of a twist,” explained the Marquis.
“I see. An Oliver twist,” said Collette sweetly.
De Leuville called on me once in Fleet Street while I was editing a
weekly paper. One of my contributors had fallen foul of a poem bearing
the nobleman’s name. The reviewer had discovered in the verses every
fault which the author of a poetical composition could by any possibility
commit. De Leuville’s principal object in seeking an interview was, he
declared, to prove to me that “shore” was a true rhyme to “Samoa.” He
did not quite succeed. He was a man with a big, round, foolish face; he
wore a moustache and imperial. He had very broad shoulders, and wore his
collar so low as to give him something of a _décolleté_ appearance. His
black tie was big and flamboyant, and suggested the boulevards—as it was,
no doubt, intended to do. His hair was long, and his broad-brimmed silk
hat was worn slightly tilted to one side, indicating that he was rather a
dog of a Marquis. He wore stays, which had the effect of adding,
apparently, to the width of his shoulders. On his fingers were large
rings of eccentric design. And the man literally stank—there is no other
word for it—of unguents and essences. That was the first occasion on
which I had the doubtful pleasure of seeing the Marquis De Leuville. The
last time I encountered him was about three years since at Boulogne. He
was a greatly altered marquis. His long grey hair fell over his
shoulders; he wore a black soft felt hat, a black velvet dinner-jacket.
He looked a rather seedy and shrivelled Marquis. Altogether he had the
appearance of a stunted Buffalo Bill fallen upon evil days. He was
accompanied in his visits to the _établissement_ by a group of
octogenarian lady admirers. He lived in an hotel at one side of the
estuary; they lived in a hotel on the other. Everything was entirely
respectable and platonic. And it was quite pathetic, I thought, to hear
the shrill voice of the merry widow—for the “Marky,” like the Pope, was
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