still supported by “Peters’ Pence”—rebuking a friend, and announcing
emphatically:
“My dear, the Marquis has a soul above gambling!”
Messengers came and went between the hotels, and a pleasant interchange
of amenities was constantly taking place. The Marquis, from his retreat
near the railway-station, despatched little presents of scent and
trifling sonnets to his mistress’s eyebrow. These manuscripts the
recipient read in her high piping voice to her satellites, describing
them as “p’tee morr-sow.” And I suppose in exchange for the bottles of
strange smells and the poems there was a generous supply of “Peters’
pence.”
During his stay in Boulogne the Marquis invented a new boot-varnish, the
secret of applying which belonged to himself alone. He spent quite an
hour a day varnishing his boots, the result being that he was evicted,
one after another, from half the hotels in the town. His varnish had a
nasty habit of communicating itself to table-linen, carpets, or any other
hotel property that happened to touch it. But Oliver stuck to his
boot-varnish, and permitted himself to be driven from hostelry to
hostelry rather than abandon it. He afforded a fine example of the old
nobility sacrificing itself on the altar of principle. A year after I
had seen him in Boulogne I read of his death; and the devoted chatelaine
of the Priory, Kilburn, soon followed him into a realm where charlatanism
is, we may imagine, at a discount.
Colonel Whitehead was another gentleman who thought it well to establish
relations with gentlemen on the Press—on the principle, I suppose, that
it is well to make friends of the mammon of unrighteousness. The Colonel
was a great admirer of the stage, more particularly that department of
the stage which devotes itself to the encouragement of histrionic talent
in good-looking young women. He was a haunter of stage-doors, was
admitted, here and there, to the _coulisses_, and was one of those
patrons of the drama whose patronage takes a practical turn in the case
of its female professors. In order to indulge his tastes in this
direction, he leased the Canterbury for a season, revived the ballet with
some of its ancient glory, and thoroughly enjoyed himself among the
members of the corps. But the experiment was a costly one, and his
operations were subsequently carried on at a less ruinous scale of
expenditure.
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