The paling that surrounded the gardens in the centre of the square had
been broken down. It became the receptacle of the least sanitary parts
of the rubbish of the neighbourhood. And as the rubbish-heaps increased,
augmented by contributions of dead dog and dead cat, the gamins of the
place found it become more and more desirable as a rallying-point and a
playground. A statue of one of the Georges bestrode an adipose charger
(fearfully out of drawing) on a pedestal in the centre of the enclosure.
Everything of a humorous and adventurous kind which took place in the
West End in those days was put down to the medical students of the
Metropolis. After a night of dense fog, the public passing through the
square discovered that the King’s steed had been given a coat of white
paint relieved by black spots. On another foggy night the same body of
roisterers—or another—unhorsed the monarch, and broke him into pieces,
scattering his remains on the ground; for the effigy was not carved out
of marble, but was a case of moulded metal. The monarch was discovered
to be a hollow mockery. For a time the spotted horse dominated the
squalid enclosure, grotesque and riderless.
Then Baron Grant appeared upon the scene, and proceeded to abate this
Metropolitan nuisance. Grant was a company-promoter of the well-known
type. His real name was Gottheimer; and he sought, but failed to obtain,
a seat in Parliament as a Member of one of the London divisions. He
built an enormous house in Kensington, known as “Grant’s Folly.” Before
the mansion was finished the owner went “broke,” and, as it was not found
suited to the requirements of any of the few millionaires then in need of
a town-house, it was pulled down and the materials sold. The marble
pillars supporting the ceiling in the hall of “Grant’s Folly” now adorn
the grill-room of the Holborn Restaurant. Grant, having obtained the
necessary permission, set about the task of converting Leicester Square
into a beauty-spot. He hoped, and, indeed, believed, that it would be
opened to the public by Royalty, and that he would be rewarded with an
English title. He desired, also, to further his designs on a
Metropolitan electorate. He was disappointed in both directions; and his
subsequent bankruptcy showed that both the Queen and the wooed
constituency exercised foresight in disregarding his claims.
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