Charles Morton, whose name must be imperishably associated with the
transformation of the halls, was the least professional-looking manager
in London. He was of short stature, wore ginger-coloured side-whiskers,
dressed in a frock-coat and silk hat, and affected gold pince-nez. Asked
to guess at his calling in life, a stranger would probably have put him
down as the owner of a large suburban drapery establishment, who acted on
Sundays as sidesman at the nearest church. And, truth to tell, Morton’s
innate sense of decorum was so strong that his demeanour in the halls
over which he presided would have done credit to a churchwarden. No man
was ever half so respectable as Charlie Morton looked. His work was none
the less efficient and permanent on that account. And it is satisfactory
to reflect that he who had commenced the crusade against pornography at
the Canterbury, on the other side of the water, should have lived to
preside for years over the fortunes of the Palace, in the heart of the
West End.
In the seventies the Alhambra was not reckoned—as it is to-day—among the
“’alls.” The Empire and kindred establishments were as yet undreamt of
by the pleasure-hunter. And the Alhambra was a thing apart. Leicester
Square, on the eastern side of which it is situated, was then the most
disreputable spot of earth to be found in the centre of any capital in
Europe. Here on the sunniest summer days might be found promenading some
of the most villainous adventurers from the capitals of Europe. They
cloaked themselves like brigands, glared at the passing shop-girls with
wicked black eyes, twirled their fierce moustaches, and rolled cigarettes
with a diligence which they gave to no other innocent pursuit. They were
the off-scourings of Europe. The swindlers, gamblers, political rogues,
the _souteneurs_, the craven shirkers of conscription, the European
riff-raff that chooses London as its favourite dumping-ground, were all
to be found promenading in Leicester Square. John Leech has fixed the
type in the pages of _Punch_. The interesting _émigré_ may still be
detected prowling about the vicinity. But he is a wonderfully
ameliorated brigand—a tame and nearly normal invader. The improvement in
the enclosure itself accounts for this. The squalor in which he throve
as in his native element has gone. And the picturesque but filthy
villain has happily gone with it. The “Lee-cess-tare Squar” of my salad
days is no more!
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