Conjurers had sharp tongues, too, and their repartee was ready and
pungent. I was walking down Bedford Street, Strand, one forenoon with
the late Mr. J. L. Toole, the celebrated comedian. One of these roadside
jugglers had set up his stand near the corner of Maiden Lane. He was
performing some trick with a bottle and a piece of paper. Toole, who was
uncommonly fond of practical joking, pushed through the little crowd,
and, simulating the manner of a person in great pain and in a great
hurry, held out twopence to the magician.
“I’ll take a pennyworth of your pills and a pennyworth of your
pain-destroyer,” he groaned.
“Thank you, Mr. Toole,” coolly observed the other, who had at once
recognized the actor, “but I make it a rule never to take money from
brother professionals.”
His little audience laughed, now discovering the identity of the
practical joker. Toole exhibited every outward sign of delight at the
retort, tossed a florin to the victor, and whispered to me as we went
off: “That’s a dev’lish smart chap, don’t you know; but he took my money
all the same!” I do not think, however, that he relished the incident
any too well.
Barney Barnato commenced his financial career as a peripatetic conjurer,
his beats being in the East, and not in the West End of the town. And,
although I only knew him in the days of his prosperity, I did not find it
difficult to discover in the millionaire the traces of the ancient
calling. And, to do Barney justice, he was not in the least ashamed of
his humble beginnings. In this he differed considerably from certain
other South African magnates whom I have met. Who persuaded Barney to
build the pretentious, over-ornamented palace in Park Lane I do not know,
but I feel sure it was never undertaken on his own initiative.
There was one very odd fish who perambulated the Strand in the seventies.
The cut of his clothes—which were old but well brushed—was early
Victorian. His light-coloured hair was divided at the back most
mathematically, and a wisp of it was drawn over each ear after a fashion
set by costermongers and adopted by Lord Ranelagh. He wore his hat
cocked over one ear, and he sported a straw-coloured moustache to match
the hair of his head. His whole appearance was that of a dandy run to
seed. He might have been a forgotten ghost of the Regency. He carried a
Malacca cane with tassels, and behind him there followed a white poodle.
The man and the dog made one of the features of the Strand. The poodle
never left his master’s heels. Hundreds of times have I watched the pair
of them pass along the street. The dandy seemed to know nobody, nor did
anyone ever salute him; yet he was an intimate part of the show.
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