There came a day when he made his promenade—alone. And he was attired in
mourning. Whether he had donned sables out of respect for the memory of
his canine friend I cannot say, but the dog was dead and the man was in
mourning. Shortly after this the buck of the Regency himself
disappeared. Then inquiries were made. The dandy was dead. He had
lodged in Westminster. He was a half-pay Major, and, except that he
dressed oddly and clipped and groomed his poodle with his own hands, he
appears to have had few eccentricities. His landlady wept as she spoke
of him. “My dear gentleman” she called him, and she had a hundred and
one stories to relate of his kindly disposition, his practical
benevolence, and his racial pride. He was a Scotsman.
Of the same period as that of the Scots Major was Kitty, the old Irish
flower-seller. Kitty was about seventy years old when I first made her
acquaintance. She perambulated the north side of the Strand, her beat
being bounded by the old Gaiety Theatre on the east, and by the Adelphi
on the west. She was a “character.” She knew nearly all her customers
by name, though how she acquired the information the Lord only knows.
“Witty Kitty” she was called, and not without good reason. I was
standing one day on the step of the _Globe_ office, talking to Henri Van
Laun, the friend and translator of Taine. Kitty came up to us with her
basket of sweet-smelling wares. Van Laun, who hated an interruption
while in the act of unwinding one of his interminable yarns, motioned her
away with a cross word and an angry gesture. Van Laun was a Jew who had
the national characteristics very severely marked in nose and lips and
complexion. Kitty did not at once accept her dismissal.
“Ah, buy one for the love o’ God!” she persisted.
Van Laun turned on her. He was professedly an agnostic, and fond of
airing the fact.
“No, no! Who is zis Almighty zat I should buy for love of him? Hey?” he
queried fiercely.
“Och, sir,” said Kitty, in sad, reproachful accents, “an’ is it
pretendin’ not to know Him you are—an’ you wan of His _chosen_ people!”
The calculated accent on the “chosen” was delightful. From that day Van
Laun became one of “Witty Kitty’s” most profitable customers.
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