Human freaks are now steadily discouraged by the police. But in an
earlier time men and women were permitted to parade their afflictions or
deformities in the London thoroughfares. There was a horrible cripple
who used to propel himself about Trafalgar Square and its vicinity.
Apparently his motive power was confined to his arms. His progress along
the side-paths was like that of a seal. He was attired in a white
nautical suit; he had big round eyes which he rolled about in the most
curious way. Women were much frightened on beholding him for the first
time, and I suspect him of having been an arrant impostor. Then there
was the old lady who perambulated Whitehall, the top of her head pointing
to the pavement. She was bent literally double. I once saw Mr.
Gladstone (I mean, of course, the eminent man of that name) stop and
address her and give her a coin. The Grand Old Man had a great taste for
curios and antiquities. The one-armed sailor—he carries the other down
his side—and the one-legged mill hand have been relegated to the suburbs,
and even there they have become discredited, I think. And as to the
miserable wretches who used to exhibit their sores and open wounds, a
public that liberally supports hospitals won’t tolerate any more of that
sort around.
But while I have been recalling a few of the odd fish who frequented the
thoroughfares in the quarters of the town most affected by gentlemen of
the Press, I have been somehow conscious all the time that, however
interesting the recollections may be, they are scarcely of the particular
type of odd fish which I set out to describe. My intention was—and is—to
recall some of the eccentric persons on the Press, or those eccentrics
with whom the Press brought me into contact. To that task I now address
myself.
One of the queerest fish of my time was Mr. William Henry Bingham-Cox.
He was a tall, swarthy man—swarthy, indeed, is euphemistic, for the man
was as copper-coloured as a Hindu. He had big lips and a head of curly
black hair. The tar-brush had at some time played an important place in
his evolution. He had at one stage of his career been a clerk in the
Bank of England. On inheriting a certain legacy, he threw up his
appointment in Threadneedle Street, and bought a paper—then in very low
water—entitled _The Licensed Victuallers’ Gazette_. He seemed from the
first to be able to interest “the trade,” and greatly increased the
advertising income of his purchase. It was not, however, until he
conceived the happy idea of publishing bright and cleverly-written
accounts of old prize-fights that the _Gazette_ began to feel its feet
and to make big strides in the favour of the public.
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