Bohemian Days: Three American TalesTownsend, George Alfred
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Bohemian Days: Three American Tales
Townsend, George Alfred
Fiction; Poetry
"Dear Pisgah," read the text, "I am here at claim of restaurateur;
shall die to-morrow at or before twelve o'clock, if Andy Plade
don't fork over my subscription of two hundred francs. Andy Plade
damned knave--no mistake! No living soul been to see me, except
letter from Hon. Mr. Slidell. He has got sixteen thousand dollars
in specie for Simp. Where's Simp, dogorn him! Hon. S. sent to
Simp's house; understood he'd sailed for America. Requested Hon. S.
to give me small part of money as Simp's next friend. Hon. S.
declined. Population of prison very great. Damned scrub stock!
Don't object to imprisonment as much as the fleas. Fleas bent on
aiding my escape. If they crawl with me to-morrow night as far
again as last night I'll be clear--no mistake! Live on soup,
chiefly. Abhor soup. Had forty francs here first day, but debtor
with one boot and spectacles won it at _picquet_. Restaurateur says
bound to keep me here a thousand years if I don't sock--shall
die--no mistake! Come see me, _toute suite_. Fetch pocket-comb,
soap, and English Bible.
"Yours, in deep waters, FRECKLE."
"The whole world is in deep waters," said Pisgah, dismally. "So much the
better for them; here goes for something stronger!"
He repaired to the nearest drinking-saloon, and demanded a glass brimful
of absinthe, at which all the garcons and patrons held up their hands
while he drank it to the dregs.
"Sacristie!" cried a man with mouth wide open, "that gentleman can drink
clear laudanum."
"I wish," thought Pisgah, with a pale face, "that it had been laudanum;
I should have been dead by this time and all over. Why don't I get the
_delirium tremens_? I should like to be crazy. Oh, ho, ho, ho!" he
continued, laughing wildly, "to be in a hospital--nurses, soft bed, good
food, pity--oh, ho! that would be a fate fit for an emperor."
Here his eye caught something across the way which riveted it, and he
took half a step forward, exultingly. A great _caserne_, or barrack,
adjoined the Hotel de Ville, and twice every day, after breakfast and
dinner, the soldiers within distributed the surplus of their rations to
mendicants without. The latter were already assembling--laborers in
neat, common clothing, with idlers and profligates not more forbidding,
while a soldier on guard directed them where to rest and in what order
or number to enter the building. Pisgah halted a moment with his heart
in his throat. But he was very hungry, and his silver was half gone
already; if he purchased a dinner, he might not be left with sufficient
to obtain a bed for the night.
"Great God!" he said aloud, lifting his clenched hands and swollen eyes
to the stars, "am I, then, among the very dogs, that I should beg the
crumbs of a common soldier?"
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