"Bones": Being Further Adventures in Mr. Commissioner Sanders' CountryWallace, Edgar
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"Bones": Being Further Adventures in Mr. Commissioner Sanders' Country
Wallace, Edgar
Africa -- History -- 1884-1918 -- Fiction; Great Britain -- Colonies -- Africa -- Administration -- Fiction; Short stories, English
"Bones--I will not call you 'dear Bones,'" it went on with a hint of the
rancour in the writer's heart, "for you are not dear to me. I am
striving to clear up the mess you have made so that when His Excellency
arrives I shall be able to show him a law-abiding country. I have missed
you, Bones, but had you been near on more occasion than one, I should
not have missed you. Bones, were you ever kicked as a boy? Did any good
fellow ever get you by the scruff of your neck and the seat of your
trousers and chuck you into an evil-smelling pond? Try to think and send
me the name of the man who did this, that I may send him a letter of
thanks.
"Your absurd weakness has kept me on the move for days. Oh, Bones,
Bones! I am in a sweat, lest even now you are tampering with the
discipline of my Houssas--lest you are handing round tea and cake to the
Alis and Ahmets and Mustaphas of my soldiers; lest you are brightening
their evenings with imitations of Frank Tinney and fanning the flies
from their sleeping forms," the letter went on.
"Cad!" muttered Bones, as he read this bit.
There were six pages couched in this strain, and at the end six more of
instruction. Bones was in the forest when the letter came to him,
unshaven, weary, and full of trouble.
He hated work, he loathed field exercise, he regarded bridge-building
over imaginary streams, and the whole infernal curriculum of military
training, as being peculiarly within the province of the boy scouts and
wholly beneath the dignity of an officer of the Houssas. And he felt
horribly guilty as he read Hamilton's letter, for the night before it
came he had most certainly entertained his company with a banjo
rendering of the Soldiers' Chorus from "Faust."
He rumpled his beautiful hair, jammed down his helmet, squared his
shoulders, and, with a fiendish expression on his face--an expression
intended by Bones to represent a stern, unbending devotion to duty, he
stepped forth from his tent determined to undo what mischief he had
done, and earn, if not the love, at least the respect of his people.
III
There is in all services a subtle fear and hope. They have to do less
with material consequence than with a sense of harmony which rejects the
discordance of failure. Also Hamilton was a human man, who, whilst he
respected Sanders and had a profound regard for his qualities, nourished
a secret faith that he might so carry on the work of the heaven-born
Commissioner without demanding the charity of his superiors.
He wished--not unnaturally--to spread a triumphant palm to his country
and say "Behold! There are the talents that Sanders left--I have
increased them, by my care, twofold."
He came down stream in some haste having completed the work of
pacification and stopped at the Village of Irons long enough to hand to
the Houssa warder four unhappy counsellors of the Isisi king.
"Keep these men for service against our lord Sandi's return."
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