"DEAR SIRS GENENTLEMEN" (ran the letter. Bones wrote as he thought, thought faster than he wrote, and never opened a dictionary save to decide a bet)--"I told you I have told you 100000 times that the yacht _Luana_ I bought from your cleint (a nice cleint I must say!!!) is a frord fruad and a _swindel_. It is much two too big. 2000 pounds was a swindel outraygious!! Well I've got it got it now so theres theirs no use crying over split milk. But do like a golly old yaght-seller get red of it rid of it. Sell it to _anybody_ even for a 1000 pounds. I must have been mad to buy it but he was such a plausuble chap...." This and more he wrote and was writing, when the silvery bell announced a visitor. It rang many times before he realized that he had sent his factotum, Ali Mahomet, to the South Coast to recover from a sniffle--the after-effects of a violent cold--which had been particularly distressing to both. Four times the bell rang, and four times Bones raised his head and scowled at the door, muttering violent criticisms of a man who at that moment was eighty-five miles away. Then he remembered, leapt up, sprinted to the door, flung it open with an annoyed: "Come in! What the deuce are you standing out there for?" Then he stared at his visitor, choked, went very red, choked again, and fixed his monocle. "Come in, young miss, come in," he said gruffly. "Jolly old bell's out of order. Awfully sorry and all that sort of thing. Sit down, won't you?" In the outer office there was no visible chair. The excellent Ali preferred sitting on the floor, and visitors were not encouraged. "Come into my office," said Bones, "my private office." The girl had taken him in with one comprehensive glance, and a little smile trembled on the corner of her lips as she followed the harassed financier into his "holy of holies." "My little den," said Bones incoherently. "Sit down, jolly old--young miss. Take my chair--it's the best. Mind how you step over that telephone wire. Ah!" She did catch her feet in the flex, and he sprang to her assistance. "Upsy, daisy, dear old--young miss, I mean." It was a breathless welcome. She herself was startled by the warmth of it; he, for his part, saw nothing but grey eyes and a perfect mouth, sensed nothing but a delicate fragrance of a godlike presence. "I have come to see you----" she began. "Jolly good of you," said Bones enthusiastically. "You've no idea how fearsomely lonely I get sometimes. I often say to people: 'Look me up, dear old thing, any time between ten and twelve or two and four; don't stand on ceremony----'" "I've come to see you----" she began again. "You're a kind young miss," murmured Bones, and she laughed. "You're not used to having girls in this office, are you?" "You're the first," said Bones, with a dramatic flourish, "that ever burst tiddly-um-te-um!" To be mistaken for a welcome visitor--she was that, did she but guess it--added to her natural embarrassment.