The managing director of the Plover Light Car Company pursed his lips.
"Of course," he said, "the shares are at a premium--not," he added
quickly, "that they are being dealt with on 'Change. We have not
troubled to apply for quotations. But I assure you, my dear sir, the
shares are at a premium."
Bones said nothing.
"At a small premium," said Mr. Soames hopefully.
Bones made no reply.
"At a half a crown premium," said Mr. Soames pleadingly.
"At par," said Bones, in his firmest and most business-like tones.
The matter was not settled there and then, because matters are not
settled with such haste in the City of London. Bones went home to his
office with a new set of notes, and wired to Hamilton, asking him to
come on the following day.
It was a great scheme that Bones worked out that night, with the aid of
the sceptical Miss Whitland. His desk was piled high with technical
publications dealing with the motor-car industry. The fact that he was
buying the Company in order to rescue a friend's investment passed
entirely from his mind in the splendid dream he conjured from his
dubious calculations.
The Plover car should cover the face of the earth. He read an article
on mass production, showing how a celebrated American produced a
thousand or a hundred thousand cars a day--he wasn't certain which--and
how the car, in various parts, passed along an endless table, between
lines of expectant workmen, each of whom fixed a nut or unfixed a nut,
so that, when the machine finally reached its journey's end, it left
the table under its own power.
Bones designed a circular table, so that, if any of the workmen forgot
to fix a bar or a nut or a wheel, the error could be rectified when the
car came round again. The Plover car should be a household word. Its
factories should spread over North London, and every year there should
be a dinner with Bones in the chair, and a beautiful secretary on his
right, and Bones should make speeches announcing the amount of the
profits which were to be distributed to his thousands of hands in the
shape of bonuses.
Hamilton came promptly at ten o'clock, and he came violently. He flew
into the office and banged a paper down on Bones's desk with the
enthusiasm of one who had become the sudden possessor of money which he
had not earned.
"Dear old thing, dear old thing," said Bones testily, "remember dear
old Dicky Orum--preserve the decencies, dear old Ham. You're not in
the Wild West now, my cheery boy."
"Bones," shouted Hamilton, "you're my mascot! Do you know what has
happened?"
"Lower your voice, lower your voice, dear old friend," protested Bones.
"My typewriter mustn't think I am quarrelling."
"He came last night," said Hamilton, "just as I was going to bed, and
knocked me up." He was almost incoherent in his joy. "He offered me
three thousand five hundred pounds for my shares, and I took it like a
shot."
Bones gaped at him.
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