"I tell you, boys, I'm in a pretty bad way," said Seepidge earnestly.
"I don't think, even if I'd backed that winner, I could have got out of
trouble. The business is practically in pawn; I'm getting a police
inspection once a week. I've got a job now which may save my bacon, if
I can dodge the 'splits'--an order for a million leaflets for a Hamburg
lottery house. And I want the money--bad! I owe about three thousand
pounds."
"I know where there's money for asking," said Webber, and they looked
at him.
His interesting disclosure was not to follow immediately, for they had
reached closing-time, and were respectfully ushered into the street.
"Come over to my club," said Mr. Seepidge.
His club was off the Tottenham Court Road, and its membership was
artistic. It had changed its name after every raid that had been made
upon it, and the fact that the people arrested had described themselves
as artists and actresses consolidated the New Napoli Club as one of the
artistic institutions of London.
"Now, where's this money?" asked Seepidge, when they were seated round
a little table.
"There's a fellow called Bones----" began Mr. Webber.
"Oh, him!" interrupted Mr. Morris, in disgust. "Good Heavens! You're
not going to try him again!"
"We'd have got him before if you hadn't been so clever," said Webber.
"I tell you, he's rolling in money. He's just moved into a new flat in
Devonshire Street that can't cost him less than six hundred a year."
"How do you know this?" asked the interested Morris.
"Well," confessed Webber, without embarrassment, "I've been working
solo on him, and I thought I'd be able to pull the job off myself."
"That's a bit selfish," reproached Morris, shaking his head. "I didn't
expect this from you, Webbie."
"Never mind what you expected," said Webber, unperturbed. "I tell you
I tried it. I've been nosing round his place, getting information from
his servants, and I've learned a lot about him. Mind you," said Mr.
Webber, "I'm not quite certain how to use what I know to make money.
If I'd known that, I shouldn't have told you two chaps anything about
it. But I've got an idea that this chap Bones is a bit sensitive on a
certain matter, and Cully Tring, who's forgotten more about human men
than I ever knew, told me that, if you can get a mug on his sensitive
spot, you can bleed him to death. Now, three heads are better than
one, and I think, if we get together, we'll lift enough stuff from Mr.
Blinking Bones to keep us at Monte Carlo for six months."
"Then," said Mr. Seepidge impressively, "let us put our 'eads together."
In emotional moments that enterprising printer was apt to overlook the
box where the little "h's" were kept.
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