Bonnie Scotland and what we owe herGriffis, William Elliot
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Bonnie Scotland and what we owe her
Griffis, William Elliot
Scotland; Scotland -- Description and travel
I noticed many odd features, common to most old Scottish towns,
especially those with markets, during my numerous rambles in the valley
of the Tay. Each had of old for its equipment, suiting the needs of
the times, the cross, with the “jougs” attached, and the “tron,”
or weighing-machine used for securing honest weight of oatmeal and
other produce brought to the market for sale. The canny Scot, like
other human beings, has that proverbial “touch of nature,” which
scale and measures serve partly to correct. There was also a penfold
for impounding stray animals. A joug, as one might guess, from the
Latin “jugum,” was an instrument for the punishment of those who were
already stiff-necked offenders. It is probably the original of our
slang word “jug,” meaning a prison. An iron collar enclosing the neck
of the criminal, which was fastened to a wall, tree, or cross, by an
iron chain, was the chief feature and implement. This piece of public
jewelry went out of use, some time after the Reformation. Often the
old town crosses, when broken, dilapidated, or removed, are rebuilt as
public ornaments or memorials of the past.
Even dragons had their lairs in Scotland, where the behavior of these
monsters seems to have been the same as that noticed in their kind
all over the world. Their appetites, for example, showed a similar
eagerness for plump maidens. The Japanese and Korean stories of these
creatures, which are conceived of as cosmic forces--an encyclopædia
of all the powers of offence and destruction with which nature has
furnished animals--intimate that their digestion was much improved by a
diet of lovely girls. Now at Kinnoul Hill, not far from Dundee, in the
face of the precipice, is a small cave popularly called “The Dragon’s
Hole.” Here in early times--dragons always lived in ancient times
only--dwelt a scaly monster, who kept the country in continual terror,
because neither fish nor cattle, nor old women, nor indigestible
males, but only tender virgins suited his alimentary canal. It was
when they were young and pretty that the damsels were particularly
desirable and digestible. Dragging them off to his den, the monster
enjoyed his meals with the leisure of a gentleman. Yet, however pure
and spiritually minded, the young women themselves could not break
the spell of the destroyer. Only holy monks had such desirable power.
One shaveling monk made a specialty of prayer and charms, and after a
terrible conflict slew the dragon--much to the relief of parents who
had charming daughters.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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