There were people, Malone had always understood, who bounced out of their beds and greeted each new day with a smile. It didn't sound possible, but then again there were some pretty strange people. The head of that counterfeiting ring, for instance: where had he got the idea of picking an alias like Andre Gide? Clutching at his whirling thoughts, Malone opened his eyes, winced, and began to get dressed. At least, he thought, it was going to be a peaceful day. It was at this second that his private intercom buzzed. Malone winced again. "To hell with you," he called at the thing, but the buzz went on, ignoring the code shut-off. That meant, he knew, an emergency call, maybe from his Chief of Section. Maybe even from higher up. "I'm not even late for work yet," he complained. "I will be, but I'm not yet. What are they screaming about?" There was, of course, only one way to find out. He shuffled painfully across the room, flipped the switch and said: "Malone here." Vaguely, he wondered if it were true. He certainly didn't feel as if he were here. Or there. Or anywhere at all, in fact. A familiar voice came tinnily out of the receiver. "Malone, get down here right away!" The voice belonged to Andrew J. Burris. Malone sighed deeply and felt grateful, for the fiftieth time, that he had never had a TV pickup installed in the intercom. He didn't want the FBI chief to see him looking as horrible as he did now, all rippled and everything. It wasn't--well, it wasn't professional, that was all. "I'll get dressed right away," he assured the intercom. "I should be there in--" "Don't bother to get dressed," Burris snapped. "This is an emergency!" "But, Chief--" "And don't call me Chief!" "Okay," Malone said. "Sure. You want me to come down in my pyjamas. Right?" "I want you to--" Burris stopped. "All right, Malone. If you want to waste time while our country's life is at stake, you go ahead. Get dressed. After all, Malone, when I say something is an emergency--" "I won't get dressed, then," Malone said. "Whatever you say." "Just do something!" Burris told him desperately. "Your country needs you. Pyjamas and all. Malone, it's a crisis!" Conversations with Burris, Malone told himself, were bound to be a little confusing. "I'll be right down," he said. "Fine," Burris said, and hesitated. Then he added: "Malone, do you wear the tops or the bottoms?" "The what?" "Of your pyjamas," Burris explained hurriedly. "The top part or the bottom part?" "Oh," Malone said. "As a matter of fact, I wear both." "Good," Burris said with satisfaction. "I wouldn't want an agent of mine arrested for indecent exposure." He rang off.