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Ben Gascon, it will be remembered, was at the time one of radio's
highest paid performers, and well worthy of his hire for the fun he
made. Earlier in life he had been a competent vaudeville artist. When,
through no fault of his, vaudeville died, Gascon went into sound
pictures and radio.
He was a ventriloquist, adroit and seasoned by years of performance,
and a man of intelligence and showmanship as well. Coming to the stage
from medical school, he had constructed with his own skilful hands the
small figure of wood, metal, rubber and cloth that had become known to
myriads as Tom-Tom. Tom-Tom the impish, the witty, the leering cynic,
the gusty little clown, the ironical jokester, who sat on the knee of
Ben Gascon and, by a seeming misdirection of voice, roused the world to
laughter by his sneers and sallies. Tom-Tom was so droll, so dynamic,
so uproariously wicked in thought and deed, that listeners were prone
to forget the seemingly quiet, grave, Ben Gascon who held him and fed
him solemn lines on which to explode firecracker jokes--Ben Gascon, who
really did the thinking and the talking that Tom-Tom the dummy might be
a headliner in the entertainment world.
Not really a new thing--the combination of comedian and stooge may
or may not have begun with Aristophanes in ancient Greece--but Ben
Gascon was offering both qualities in his own person, and in surpassing
excellence. Press agents and commentators wrote fascinating conjectures
about his dual personality. In any case, Tom-Tom was the making of him.
It was frequently said that Gascon would be as lost without Tom-Tom as
Tom-Tom without Gascon.
But tonight Ben Gascon and Tom-Tom were putting on a show for an
audience of one.
Shannon Cole was the prima donna and co-star of the program. She was
tall, almost as tall as Gascon, and her skin was delectably creamy,
and her dark hair wound into a glossy coronet of braids. Usually she
seemed stately and mournful, to match the songs of love and longing she
sang in a rich contralto; but now she almost groaned with laughter as
she leaned above the impudent Tom-Tom, who sat on the black broadcloth
knee of Ben Gascon and cocked his leering wooden face up at her. Above
Gascon's tuxedo his slender, wide-lined face was a dusky red. His lips
seemed tight, even while they stealthily formed words for Tom-Tom.
"Oh, Shanny," it seemed that Tom-Tom was crooning, in that ingratiating
drawl that convulsed listeners from coast to coast, "don't you think
that you and I might just slip away alone somewhere and--and--" The
wooden head writhed around toward Gascon. "Get away, Gaspipe! Don't you
see that I'm in conference with a very lovely lady? Can't you learn
when you're not wanted?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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