Extraterrestrial beings -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction
Baxter looked back at me steadily. "There are a lot of rumors about the
high mortality rate among Accident Prones in space, too."
* * * * *
He was right. We had started the rumors. We wanted the Prones alert,
active and scheming to stay alive. More beneficial accidents that way.
Actually, most Prones died of old age in space, which is more than
could be said of them on Earth, where they didn't have the kind of
protection the Service gives them.
"Look here, Baxter, do you like your quarters on this ship?" I demanded.
"You mean this master bedroom, the private heated swimming pool, the
tennis court, bowling alley and all? Yes, sir, I like it."
"The Assistant Pile Driver has a cot near the fuel tanks."
He gazed off over my left shoulder. "I had a bed behind the furnace
back on Earth before the building I was working in burned down."
"You wouldn't like this one any better than the one before."
"But there I would have some chance of _advancement_. I don't want to
be stuck in the rank of Accident Prone for life."
I stared at him in frank amazement. "Baxter, the only rank getting
higher pay or more privileges than Prone is Grand Admiral of the
Services, a position it would take you at least fifty years to reach if
you had the luck and brains to make it, which you haven't."
"I had something more modest in mind, sir. Like being a captain."
He surely must have known how I lived in comparison to him, so I didn't
bother to remind him. I said, "Have you ever seen a case of radiation
poisoning?"
Baxter's jaw thrust forward. "It must be pretty bad--but it isn't as
violent as being eaten by floating fungi or being swallowed in an
earthquake on some airless satellite."
"No," I agreed, "it is much slower than any of those. It is unfortunate
that we don't carry the necessary supplies to take care of Pile
Drivers. Most of our medical supplies are in the Accident Prone First
Aid Kit, for the exclusive use of the Prone. Have you ever taken a good
look at that?"
Baxter shivered. "Yes, I've seen it. Several drums of blood, Type AB,
my type. A half-dozen fresh-frozen assorted arms and legs, several rows
of eyes, a hundred square feet of graftable skin, and a well-stocked
tank of inner organs and a double-doored bank of nerve lengths.
Impressive."
I smiled. "Sort of gives you a feeling of confidence and security,
doesn't it? It would be unfortunate for anyone who had a great many
accidents to be denied the supplies in that Kit, I should think. Of
course, it is available only to those filling the position of Accident
Prone and doing the work faithfully and according to orders."
"Yes, sir," Charlie mumbled.
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