Bildungsromans; Humorous stories; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Millionaires -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
"He has too bad an attack to see anything but the lady," said Harrison
one evening when the "Sons" were gathered for an old-time supper party.
"It's always the way," commented the philosophical Bragdon, "When you
lose your heart your sense of humor goes too. Engaged couples couldn't
do such ridiculous stunts if they had the least particle of it left."
"Well, if Monty Brewster is still in love with Miss Drew he takes a
mighty poor way of showing it." "Subway" Smith's remark fell like a
bombshell. The thought had come to every one, but no one had been given
the courage to utter it. For them Brewster's silence on the subject
since the DeMille dinner seemed to have something ominous behind it.
"It's probably only a lovers' quarrel," said Bragdon. But further
comment was cut short by the entrance of Monty himself, and they took
their places at the table.
Before the evening came to an end they were in possession of many
astonishing details in connection with the coming ball. Monty did not
say that it was to be given for Miss Drew and her name was
conspicuously absent from his descriptions. As he unfolded his plans
even the "Little Sons," who were imaginative by instinct and reckless
on principle, could not be quite acquiescent.
"Nopper" Harrison solemnly expressed the opinion that the ball would
cost Brewster at least $125,000. The "Little Sons" looked at one
another in consternation, while Brewster's indifference expressed
itself in an unflattering comment upon his friend's vulgarity. "Good
Lord, Nopper," he added, "you would speculate about the price of gloves
for your wedding."
Harrison resented the taunt. "It would be much less vulgar to do that,
Monty, saving your presence, than to force your millions down every
one's throat."
"Well, they swallow them, I've noticed," retorted Brewster, "as though
they were chocolates."
Pettingill interrupted grandiloquently. "My friends and gentlemen!"
"Which is which?" asked Van Winkle, casually.
But the artist was in the saddle. "Permit me to present to you the boy
Croesus--the only one extant. His marbles are plunks and his kites are
made of fifty-dollar notes. He feeds upon coupons à la Newburgh, and
his champagne is liquid golden eagles. Look at him, gentlemen, while
you can, and watch him while he spends thirteen thousand dollars for
flowers!"
"With a Viennese orchestra for twenty-nine thousand!" added Bragdon.
"And yet they maintain that silence is golden."
"And three singers to divide twelve thousand among themselves! That's
absolutely criminal," cried Van Winkle. "Over in Germany they'd sing a
month for half that amount."
"Six hundred guests to feed--total cost of not less than forty thousand
dollars," groaned "Nopper," dolefully.
"And there aren't six hundred in town," lamented "Subway" Smith. "All
that glory wasted on two hundred rank outsiders."
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