Brief Diversions: Being Tales, Travesties and EpigramsPriestley, J. B. (John Boynton)
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Brief Diversions: Being Tales, Travesties and Epigrams
Priestley, J. B. (John Boynton)
English literature -- 20th century
‘They were fashioned by the souls themselves, a long time ago,’ replied
the Angel enigmatically. A little later, my companion said: ‘I will show
you something different!’ And together, we flew away from the cities and
castles, until we came to a great, flat plain or desert, on which there
was neither building nor tree, nor even rock. ‘Surely this is the most
desolate place in the Universe and the Seven Heavens,’ I said, as we
still flew over the great plain.
‘Look,’ cried the Angel, pointing. I looked and saw far away, in the
centre of the great plain, one solitary, little soul.
‘Now that is loneliness and desolation indeed,’ I said, ‘what strange
and terrible sins did this man commit, that his soul should be confined
to such a place?’
‘On earth,’ replied the Angel, somewhat indifferently, ‘he prided
himself on having no Imagination!’
THE LOST PATH
A child, whose name we have all forgotten, met three old men walking
together, and to each of them put a question.
‘What is there in the heart of the forest?’
‘Nothing but trees,’ replied the first old man, shaking his head, ‘and
that, as you will find, is the great sorrow of life.’
To the second old man, the child said: ‘What shall I come to, if I go
beyond the hills?’
‘You will come back to this very place in time,’ he answered,
mournfully, ‘and that is the saddest thing in the world.’
The child turned to the third old man, who was sighing deeply, and
asked: ‘Why are you so sad?’
‘We are sad,’ said the third old man, ‘because the vanishing years have
taught us wisdom, and we know all things. But you, being young, know
nothing.’
And the three old men shook their heads in unison and hobbled away.
The child stood still and puzzled for a moment. Then it said to itself:
‘They did not answer those questions properly. They are wrong, but I do
not know why.’
Then seeing a butterfly, the child ran after it, shouting with glee.
THE LAST GLIMPSE OF A WELL-KNOWN FIGURE IN SOCIETY
The eternal flames curled and writhed, thrusting out their voracious
tongues. There was a great roaring and hissing, and everywhere the
shrieking of damned and tortured souls.
Mrs Bilkington-Biggs, late of Mayfair and ‘The Laurels,’ Bucks., was
chatting to various acquaintances in that sprightly fashion which made
her one of Society’s most charming hostesses.
‘What! You here’--she prattled, ‘so delightful, I’m sure.--Yes--the most
wonderful time--Thursday last--we dined at the Moloch-Molochs’--You
_must_ know them--All the nicest people there--Have you met Mr
Beelzebub?--Oh, quite a charming man--knows simply everybody--He’s
bringing the Herod and Nero set to one of my Thursdays--Delighted to
meet you, I’m sure--What, not _the_ Mr Judas?--Oh--really--d’you
know--.’ And so she went on, glancing curiously from time to time at a
great black object nearby, which seemed to form the base of a vast
pillar, half hidden in the smoke.
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