Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and MisinventionStrang, Herbert
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Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention
Strang, Herbert
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Inventors -- Juvenile fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Juvenile fiction
"Prophet neither here nor there, for all his Bible name, and his sons’
likewise," said Mrs. Trenchard. "That there Nahum, coming here and
stuffing his unnat’ral thoughts into the heads of our young fellers
whose time be nigh come! There was Billy Runt, and young Pantany, and
Tim Coggins, and such—oh! it did rile me, and I hadn’t the heart to go
there, so I comed home along. And bless ’ee, he be going to wag his
tongue again to-morrow, and axed the boys to bring all their friends to
hear un."
"Splendid!" cried Eves. "I say, Bob, we’ll go. You can nobble the
audience for Aunt Caroline."
This suggestion was not immediately accepted by Templeton, but in the
privacy of their bedroom it bore fruit.
"This is rather serious, you know, Tom," he said.
"Broken a collar-stud, old man?" Eves rejoined.
"No; I mean this speechifying. It’s not right for the fellow to turn
the village boys against military service."
"Gas like that won’t do much harm."
"But it may. It ought to be stopped. It’s our duty to stop it."
"Jolly good idea! Start an opposition meeting and talk him down.
Ripping rag!"
"I’m afraid I’m not up to that. You see——"
"Leave it to me, then. I bet I can rattle my tongue faster than Nahum
Noakes. By George! Bobby, what an awful name!"
"You don’t understand, Tom. It isn’t talk that’s wanted. The question
is, is he sincere? If he is—well, what about free speech?"
"A free kick is more to the purpose. But what are you driving at?"
"Well, oughtn’t we to find out if he really has a conscientious
objection?—test him, you know? Mrs. Trenchard seemed to doubt it, and
if he’s a humbug he ought to be exposed."
"Just so, Socrates. I’ll kick him, and see how he takes it. You can’t
take him to pieces like a clock, and examine his innards."
"That’s the difficulty. Your idea won’t do at all. You can’t justify
an unprovoked assault."
"I jolly well can. But I’m dead beat; pedalling that heavy old machine
nearly biffed me. Sleep on it, Bob; perhaps you’ll dream one of your
bright ideas."
But in the morning Templeton confessed that he had slept as sound as a
top, and hadn’t given the matter another thought. Meditation during the
day was not more fruitful, and in the evening, when they went down to
the meeting-place opposite the church porch, Templeton had come to the
conclusion that they had better hear what Noakes had to say, and act as
circumstances seemed to require.
On the way they met Haylock, the constable, nodded to him, and passed
on. After a few seconds, however, Eves ran back, saying:
"I’ll catch you in half a tick, Bob."
Templeton strolled on, too busy with his thoughts even to wonder what
his friend had to say to the policeman, or to notice the broad smile on
Eves’s face when he overtook him.
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