Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention — John Shaqi
Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and MisinventionStrang, Herbert
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Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention
Strang, Herbert
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Inventors -- Juvenile fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Juvenile fiction
"True, he said he’d like to see any one try it," said Coggins. "The
gen’l’man only took him at his word—hee, hee!"
Aware now of the pitfall into which he had fallen, Nahum broke away from
the constable, plunged through the crowd, and hurried away, followed
closely by his father.
"A rare good randy, sir," said the smith to Eves, "but I hope Philemon
won’t make ’ee pay for it. Howsomever, Nahum’s tongue won’t wag no
more, maybe, and that’ll be for the good o’ the nation."
"Another ripping day, Bob," said Eves, as he walked home with Templeton.
"That idea of yours was splendid."
"I was quite serious," said Templeton.
"You always are, old man. But you don’t mean to say you really meant to
feel the fellow’s bumps?"
"I did, till I funked the bear’s grease."
"And there really is a bump of pugnacity?"
"Of course there is—combativeness, they call it. It’s at the back, low
down. The fellow hadn’t got a trace of it. I really think——"
"You’ll be the death of me, Bob. A fellow who lashed out like that not
combative? Why, you can see it in his face—bully’s written there as
plain as a pikestaff. It’s jolly lucky you’ve got me to work out your
ideas! Anyway, it was a good rag, well worth half-a-crown."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I tipped old Haylock half-a-crown to barge in if he heard a row.
That leaves me four and elevenpence halfpenny."
A few days later Lieutenant Cradock, military representative at the
county tribunal, rode over on his motor-bicycle and had a short
interview with Constable Haylock. With the constable perched on the
carrier he went on to Trenchard’s farm, and found Eves and Templeton
digging energetically along the border of a field. A conversation
ensued, freely punctuated with laughter, and the officer rode away.
Next day a summons reached Nahum Noakes to attend an adjourned meeting
of the tribunal. The chairman announced that an incident reported by
the military representative hardly squared with the appellant’s
professions, and Nahum Noakes, passed A1, was handed over to the
military authorities.
*II*
Spring and summer had been very dry, and Farmer Trenchard’s fields,
lying on a rocky upland, gave promise of but an indifferent harvest.
The growth was thin, the stalks were short and yellow, the husks lean.
The farmer had almost given up hope of his cereals, and his root crops
could only be saved if the drought was soon broken.
On the morning following the affair of Nahum Noakes’s bumps Mr.
Trenchard was walking along the edge of one of his fields, looking
disconsolately at the drooping upper-growth of the carrots. Eves and
Templeton were hoeing some little distance away.
"Here’s old Noakes," said Eves, suddenly. "Wonder if he’s come to grouse
about yesterday?"
Mr. Noakes, dressed as usual in his rusty frock-coat, but wearing a new
straw slouch hat—his old one had not survived its bath of soot—was
shambling up the field to meet the farmer.
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