Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and MisinventionStrang, Herbert
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Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention
Strang, Herbert
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Inventors -- Juvenile fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Juvenile fiction
"Purticler such young gen’l’men as you be," he went on, "as hev gone
deep into book learning and gives yer nights and days to high matters.
That there finology, now; that be a very deep subjeck—very deep indeed;
wonderful, I call it, to read into the heart through the head. Nobody
’ud never hev thought ’twere possible. And so correck, too; my boy
Nahum, as peaceful as a lamb—you was right about that there bump, sir."
"He certainly hasn’t got the bump of combativeness," said Templeton;
"but——"
"Ah, yes, to be sure; he was a trifle overtaken with yer friend’s joke,
as any young feller might be; but I told un ’twas just a bit o’ juvenile
high spirits, and so he oughter hev took it. ’Let not the sun go down
upon yer wrath,’ says I, and bless ’ee, he smiled like a cherub next
day, he did. That there bump be a good size on soldiers’ heads, now? I
warrant that young officer man as I seed down in village has a big un."
"I really didn’t think to look, Mr. Noakes," said Templeton, patiently.
"Only think o’ that, now, and I felt in my innards he’d come up along
a-purpose. You didn’t say nought o’ finology, then?"
"Well, it was mentioned—just mentioned."
"And Mr. Templeton assured Lieutenant Cradock that your son hadn’t the
slightest prominence in that part of the skull," Eves broke in. "In
fact, it’s the other way about."
"Wonderful ways o’ Providence!" said Mr. Noakes, rubbing his hands
together and smiling happily.
"But I’m bound to say——" Templeton began.
"Come on, Bob; shovel in, or we’ll never get done," Eves interrupted.
"There’s enough stuff dug; let’s cart it down. We’re trying an
experiment in irrigation, Mr. Noakes."
"Ah! irrigation. It needs a dry soil, to be sure; it’ll grow well
here—very well indeed."
Eves smothered a laugh, and let Templeton explain. The explanation,
strangely enough, brought a shadow upon Mr. Noakes’s face. It darkened
as he watched the dumping of the earth upon the dam. He was silent; his
mouth hardened; and after a few more minutes he shambled away.
"I’m afraid we’ve given him a wrong impression," said Templeton,
anxiously.
"Well, he shouldn’t be sly. Besides, if he’s ass enough to think
’finology’ will go down with the tribunal, that’s his look-out."
They worked hard through the rest of the day, and by tea-time the water
had begun to trickle over the ridge in many little rills. It seemed,
indeed, that there would be no necessity to dig the channels of which
Templeton had spoken, the slope of the ground and the natural fan-like
spreading of the streams promising that in due time the whole field
would be thoroughly watered. Tired, but well pleased with the success
of their experiment, they returned to the farmhouse.
Mr. Trenchard had been absent all the afternoon. At tea they told him
what they had done, and he cheerfully assented to their suggestion that
he should go with them to the ridge and see for himself their irrigation
works.
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