"Good." Dane tried to look even more solemn than before. "Captain, this
is the kind of emergency that's for your eyes alone. I wouldn't want to
expose anyone else to it till you've passed judgment."
He stepped aside as he spoke. After a moment's uncertainty and nervous
shifting from foot to foot, Captain Helstrom in his turn swung aboard
and uneasily stepped down into the carrier's passenger compartment.
As he did so, Nelva Guthrie moaned.
The captain tripped over his own feet getting to one side. Eyes seeming
to protrude even more than usual, he peered down at the prostrate girl,
then turned to Dane. "What--what is it? What's the matter?"
Dane shrugged. "A little fainting spell. She'll be all right in a
few minutes. But this"--a brief pause while he held out the package
containing the yat-stick ... "is something else again."
Captain Helstrom eyed the package fearfully. "What's in it?"
Dane returned the bundle to its place tight-clamped beneath his arm
before answering. Then, quite deliberately and with an almost academic
manner, he asked, "Captain, do you know what a proton grenade is?"
"A proton grenade--!" The captain's jaw dropped, lengthening his face
so that he looked more like a horse than ever. "Not those things they
tried out against the Kalquoi once, you don't mean? Not the ones that
could tear a whole ship apart from just a little hand-bomb?"
He backed away with little teetering steps as he spoke, halting only
when he bumped against the wall of the carrier's cabin.
"That's right," Dane nodded. "Have you ever seen one?" And then,
shoving forward the yat-stick package and stripping away the outer
layer of plastic till the T's crossbar was revealed: "See, here's the
trigger-release mechanism--"
"Please, mister!" Helstrom croaked, bony hands spread as
he tried to push Dane back. "Please, I don't want to see nothing.
Nothing!"
"Well, if you don't want to...." Scowling irritably, as if
disappointed, Dane wadded the plastic back over the end of the
yat-stick. "You know who I am, captain?"
"N-no."
"Clark Dane, that's what they call me. Security's after me."
The captain's eyes bugged even further, and his Adam's apple moved up
and down. He didn't speak.
Dane went on: "They thought they had me, down on Mars. I got away,
though. Dug this"--he patted his bundle grimly--"out of a Security
arsenal to bring with me."
The horse-face worked. The coarse grey hair appeared close to standing
on end.
Dane scowled more ferociously than ever--as much to keep from laughing
himself as to impress the captain. There was something so intrinsically
absurd about the whole situation that he knew that one misstep would
carry him over into gails of wild, hysterical mirth.
"Captain," he clipped tightly, "how'd you like to have me blow up this
ship?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account