father he sed for goddlemitys sakes what is the
difference? what rite had you to tell him that ennyway
and i sed well you did say it dident you? and
he sed of coarse i sed it and it is true but if you
dont know enny more than to tattle evrything i say
at home i will give you a good sound thrashing rite
now and i thougt i was going to get it when mother
sed wait George to father and then she sed to me
what did you wright to decon Aspinwall and i cood
remember all of it and i told her jest what i had
rote and she leened back in her chair and begun to
laff and laffed and laffed until i thought she wood
fall out of her chair and Aunt Sarah she laffed almost
as hard as mother and father he begun to laff
and then we all laffed. i laffed becaus i see father
laffin and i sed to my self it is all rite he wont lick
me now. so i laffed. after we had stoped laffing
mother sed how did you find out about the letter
George and father he sed i went into Fogg and
Fellers store to get your novil and while i was talking
to Jack Fogg up come decon Aspinwall as red
as a beat and sed what do you mean George Shute
by calling me a dam hippokrit? and i sed i havent
called you a dam hippokrit or enny sort of a hippokrit
and he sed yes you have and i have it hear in
black and white and he shook a leter rite in my face.
so i sed i dont know what you meen. i havent rote
any leter about you and he sed i know it but your
misable son has ritten this atrosius epissle and you
shall pay for it sir, you shall pay for it. well all
the peeple in the store were lissening and i was a
geting mad and so i sed well decon i know you aint
drunk for you are to cussed meen to pay for a drink
and so i gess you must be crasy but to keep you
from going cleer out of your mind i will read the
leter and i was sirprized. but i tried to smooth it
over and sed now decon do you supose for one minit
that i ever thougt that of you, mutch less sed it?
and he sed yes sir that is jest what a man like you
wood say and think two. well i kep my temper
and tride to smooth him down but the more i tride
the mader he got and finally he told me i was a
defaimer of innosent persens and that he wood maik
me proove it in coart. then i got mad and sed look
hear you longnosed old vagrant, sue and be damned,
but i have heard enuf of your chin musick and if
you say 2 words moar i will smash that sankit
monious old snout of yours so flat that they wont be
able to see your ears. then i told him to go to hell
and i come home. but it was the bigest fool performance
to wright a leter like that i ever heard of
and if you ever do ennything again like that i will
tan the hide off of you.
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