September 8, 186---they is a circus coming to
town next Friday. it was going to be in Portsmouth
but there was another circus got the the
circus grounds ferst and so they are coming to
Exeter. me and Pewt and Beany are going to get
a gob poasting bills. the bill poaster was in town
today with a red and blue and gold cart with 2
calico horses and put up the big bills. he only had
2 big ones and dident have enny others and cant get
them until Wensday nite and he wants me and Pewt
and Beany to put them up in the nite so that when
the peeple get up in the morning they can see them
the ferst thing. the way he hapened to get us is
becaus Beanys father and Pewts father is painters
and paper hangers and so they went to them and
they wodent stay up all nite to do it and then he
asted if they was enny boys to do it for a dollar a
peace and a ticket and so we got the gob. we cant
tell ennyone jest what we have got to do but it is
bully. he told us that we was to put the pictuers
up in the rite places to make a show and atract the
attension of the peeple. where they cood see them
the best. so we are going to do it. he says the
secrit of poasting bills is to get them in the rite
places. he give us a list of the pictures. these are
them. the hippotymus the behemuth of hoaly rit.
the boar constricter whitch can crush and swalow a
hole dear or oxx at one meal. the hieener that by
stelth repairs to the graive yards at nite and digs
up the bodys of the ded and devours them. Jo Jo
the dog face man the ofspring of a babboon and a
aborrygine, the most repullsive haff human being
in the wirld. the stork which brings blessings to
the householes in the shape of babies. the cheater
or hunting lepard. the spider munkey, and the
tapir and the geraft. Pewt has got the list so peraps
i havent rote them all rite. we are going to
meat and deside where to poast them up as soon
as Pewt gets them. peraps tomorrow.
Sept. 9, 186---rany today and cold as time. i tell
you it ranes and blows. Aunt Sarah says may be
it is the equinoxious storm. that usually comes on
the 22th. i hoap it wont rane Wensday nite. we
cant poast up bills in a rane storm and if we dont
poast up them bills we dont get no dollar and no
ticket and what will Beany do then? Beany is in
a tite place. if he cant get that dollar he has got
to get that present back from Lizzie Tole. if she
wont give it back then Beany may have to go to
jale and he wont never forgive her. if she has to
give it back she will be mad with Beany forever
and ever. i almost hoap it will rane. no i dont
eether. it will be two tuf on Beany. what ever
Beany has did to me i like him and i hoap it wont
rane and that Beany will get his dollar. i cant be
mutch fairer than that can i?
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