He frowned and studied me. Suddenly his face brightened. He bawled orders and several smaller Sybillians rushed forward and started scampering all over me. One of them nipped a piece of flesh out of my arm. "Ouch!" I yelped, rubbing the spot. "What are you doing?" "You humans are a proud race," Brknk explained. "I'll give you reason to be prouder than the rest. We'll change your metabolism, your endocrine balance, toughen your muscle fibers a thousandfold. We'll make you the strongest man on Earth!" "Look," I said, "I don't want to be the strongest man on Earth." "Well, how about the world's champion boxer? We can speed up your reflexes at least ten times." I shook my head. "I don't want that, either. Sounds too much like work. Besides, I never liked getting into fights." Brknk scowled, called a huddle. They buzzed at each other, their tails vibrating like mad. One of them finally yipped and everybody spun around. Brknk beamed. "We've got it!" "What is it?" A little Sybillian I hadn't noticed jabbed something in my arm. I winced and he nearly fell off. He retreated with injured pride. "Come along, Trlk," Brknk said. "What's supposed to happen?" I asked. "It will be a glorious surprise," Brknk assured me. "You'll never regret it. The only thing I ask is that you never tell anyone about us." I promised. Trlk looked up at me. I noticed the beginning of tears in his eyes. I reached down and patted him gently on the head. "So long, little fellow," I said. "It's been fun." "Good-by," he said sorrowfully. They vanished. Nothing happened for several days, so I bought a copy of _Editor and Publisher_ and was writing for my first job when I felt a tender spot on my tail bone. When I examined it, I saw a protuberance there. There was no denying it. The Sybillians had given me what they treasured most. I was growing a tail--a long, hairy tail. As I say, I have come to like circus life. At first I tried to get doctors to cut it off, but they were too curious for that. Then I thought of jumping in the river or putting a bullet through my head. But after I saw what the scientists were making of it, when I viewed my picture in all the papers, and when I saw the awe with which I was regarded by everyone, I changed my mind. Now I make a cool twenty-five thousand a year without lifting a finger. Just my tail. I've become rather fond of it. I've even learned how to vibrate it. But I've never told anyone about the Sybillians. They wouldn't believe it. Not old Phipps, anyway. Some day I'll go and vibrate my tail right in his face. I'd never amount to anything, eh? Let's see _him_ grow a tail! --JERRY SOHL * * * * *