Brother Jacques (Novels of Paul de Kock, Volume XVII)Kock, Paul de
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Brother Jacques (Novels of Paul de Kock, Volume XVII)
Kock, Paul de
Brothers -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Fiction
“My little woman, some anchovies, in the first drawing.”
“Give me a _terne_ on artichokes.”
“My child, I saw horses trotting round my room all night, just as if it
was a stable.”
“What color were they?” inquired the agent, with the most comical
gravity.
“Bless me! wait a minute--I believe they were dappled--no, they were
black.”
“That’s 24.--Were they harnessed?”
“I should say so!”
“That’s 23.--Did they run fast?”
“Like the Circus!”
“That’s 72.”
“All right! arrange ’em right for me. With such a dream as that, I can’t
fail to have a carriage to ride in.”
“I had a funnier dream than that! I was in a country where there was
cows that danced with shepherds and shepherdesses, and houses built of
gingerbread.”
“The deuce you say! You could get fat by licking the walls.”
“Let her go on, saucebox.”
“And I was rowing on a river where the water was boiling and bubbling
like a soup-kettle.”
“And you caught fish all cooked, eh?”
“Hold your tongue, you magpie!--At last I saw a palace on the other side
of the river, come up out of the ground the way they do at the
Funambules; the roof was made of diamonds, the walls of gold, the
windows of silver and the door of rubies.”
“The devil! that must ‘a’ made your gingerbread houses look mean.”
“When I sees that, I tells my boatman--and a fine young man he was--I
tells him to take me to the palace; and would you believe that he asks
me to let him make a fool of me as pay for my passage. I said no, sharp,
but he didn’t listen to me; he just threw me into the bottom of his
boat--and the rascal overpowered me, my dears!”
“Well! so that’s your fine dream! All that just to come to the climax!
It was your man, of course; while you was asleep, he----”
“Oh, yes, indeed! Why, not since Saint-Fiacre’s Eve, six months ago----”
“Oho! so you’ve had a row, have you?”
“Why, once he made me swallow truffles for the King of Prussia, and
since then, when he comes to me--not if I know it!”
“Well, you’re wrong; yes, you’re wrong! refuse and you’re left to muse.
He’ll just take your property somewhere else. Don’t be a fool; once
those dogs have found another kennel, there’s no way to bring ’em back;
it’s all over!”
“I believe you’re right, Bérénice; I’ll rub a sponge over it next
Sunday.”
“And you’ll do well.”
“You’re very good, mesdames,” said a cook, stuffing into her basket the
fowl she had just bought, which, from its odor, might have been taken
for game, “you’re very good, but my master’s waiting for his chocolate;
he wants to go out early and I ain’t lighted my fire yet.--Quick,
madame, my regular number; here’s thirty-six sous--please hurry up.”
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