Brother Jacques (Novels of Paul de Kock, Volume XVII)Kock, Paul de
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Brother Jacques (Novels of Paul de Kock, Volume XVII)
Kock, Paul de
Brothers -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Fiction
Our young bride and groom laughed at what they heard and made ready to
go before the mayor. Mamma Germeuil followed them into the cabriolet;
all the peasants surrounded Master Bonneau, who marched at their head,
with Fanfan beside him, carrying the famous fowl on a platter, because
Edouard had insisted that it should be submitted to the examination of
experts. The procession passed through the village thus, and on its way
to the mayor’s office, was momentarily increased by the curious folk of
the village, to whom that event was a piece of good fortune.
At last they reached the mayor’s house and requested to speak with him.
“He hasn’t time to listen to you now,” said the servant; “he is just
going to sit down to dinner.”
“But he must judge our dispute,” said Bonneau.
“And he must judge this fowl,” said Edouard with a laugh.
“Oho! there’s a fowl in it, is there?” said the servant; “oh, well! that
makes a difference; I will go and tell monsieur that it is about a fowl,
and that he must attend to it.”
The servant went to her master, and explained the matter so fully that
the mayor, understanding nothing about it, decided at last to leave his
guests for a moment, and to go to his audience room.
In those days, the mayor of the village was not a genius; he had just
had a summer-house built at the foot of his garden; and as he was
delighted with that little building, the idea of which he himself had
conceived, and which he seemed to fear that people would think that he
had seen somewhere else, he had caused to be written over the door:
“This Summer-House was Built Here.”
Profound silence reigned in the assemblage when the mayor appeared.
“Where is the fowl which is the subject of dispute?” he asked gravely.
“Monsieur le maire, it isn’t a fowl simply, it is a dinner that they
refuse to pay me for,” said Master Bonneau, stepping forward.
“A dinner! That’s a matter of some consequence! Did they eat it?”
“No, monsieur,” said Edouard, “and you see in this fowl a specimen of
it.”
“Examine the bill, monsieur le maire, and you will see that it is
perfectly fair.”
“Let us see the bill--fresh eggs----”
“They were hard.”
“Never mind, he who breaks the glasses pays for them; consequently he
who breaks the eggs ought to pay for them.”
“Rabbit stew----”
“We found a cup-and-ball in it.”
“That doesn’t concern the rabbits. Besides, cup-and-ball isn’t capable
of turning the sauce sour.--Let us go on: a capon----”
“Here it is, monsieur le maire; just feel it and smell it.”
The mayor motioned to Fanfan to approach; but the little scullion,
abashed at the sight of so many people, held the plate forward with a
trembling hand, and the fowl rolled on the floor.
The so-called capon made a sound like that of a child’s drum when it
falls to the ground.
“Oho! it seems a little dry,” said the mayor, examining it.
“That’s because it was brought here in the sun,” said Bonneau; “that
burned it just a bit.”
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