Dime novels; Romances; Social classes -- Fiction; Young women -- Conduct of life -- Fiction
Miss Douglas, who was about moving on, turned again at this cry of woe,
and immediately a ripple of musical, irrepressible laughter broke from
her scarlet lips.
There stood her friend in the act of gathering up her voluminous train,
while directly behind her stood an unmistakable countryman, with one
huge foot planted firmly upon the ruffles and plaitings of the beautiful
skirt, securely pinning it to the floor, and making it optional with
Miss Aspasia, either to go on and leave behind her that (to her) very
important appendage, or wait until that herculean member should be
removed.
The luckless, though innocent cause of this uncomfortable state of
affairs, was gazing with wide eyes, and open mouth, at the figure of an
Indian upon the trail opposite him, and wholly unconscious of the strong
attachment which bound him to the fashionable belle.
“I beg your pardon,” said Miss Douglas, hastening to the rescue, “but
will you please lift your foot?”
“Eh? What? Oh, ya-as,” ejaculated the clumsy, but good-natured fellow.
“I declare, miss, I never saw so many wimmen a losin’ their clo’s off
before. I hain’t ben nowhere to-day but somebody’s dress has ben
tumblin’ off on ’em, and I’ve stepped on’t. I sh’d hev a fit if ’twar
me, and I’m tarnal glad I wur born to a pair o’ breeches.”
Miss Huntington colored angrily, and murmured something about “such
insufferable insolence,” whereupon the irrepressible countryman offered
a piece of friendly advice.
“Grandm’th’r ’d tell ye to sew it on stronger to the bindin’—put on a
button and make a buttonhole. That’s her way, and I don’t believe she
ever lost her petticoat in her life.”
Having delivered himself of these pithy remarks, he moved away, and at
this instant a suppressed laugh greeted Miss Brownie’s ear. Looking up,
she caught two pairs of mirth-gleaming eyes fixed upon herself and her
unfortunate companion.
Two young men were standing near, and had been amused witnesses of the
comical scene just described.
On being discovered, one of them lifted his hat and bowed low to Miss
Douglas, who flushed a rosy red as she returned it, and who would
instantly have burst into gleeful laughter had it not been for doing
violence to her companion’s feelings.
As it was, however, she linked her arm in Miss Huntington’s and turned
quickly away, but not before she had caught the look of unmistakable
admiration with which the other gentleman regarded her.
“Who is she?” he asked eagerly of his companion, after he had watched
her out of sight.
“That full-rigged craft, with all her sail crowded on, is Miss Aspasia
Huntington, a Baltimore belle and heiress——”
“And the other?” interrupted the first speaker, somewhat impatiently.
“Is—hold on to your ears, my boy—Miss Mehetabel Douglas, of
Philadelphia,” was the startling announcement, accompanied with a smile
of amusement.
“Thunder!”
“’Tis rather an imposing cognomen for such a dainty piece of flesh and
blood, I admit.”
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