Buckskin Mose: Or, Life From the Lakes to the Pacific, as Actor, Circus-Rider, Detective, Ranger, Gold-Digger, Indian Scout, and Guide.Perrie, George W.
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Buckskin Mose: Or, Life From the Lakes to the Pacific, as Actor, Circus-Rider, Detective, Ranger, Gold-Digger, Indian Scout, and Guide.
Perrie, George W.
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Latter Day Saints -- Fiction; Western stories
Horner spent the remainder of that night, after our return, in attending
to his violin. The truth is, it needed it. I, however, slept soundly,
and was awoke on the following morning at an early hour in very fair
trim. The truth is, early experience had taught me what the results of
bad whiskey are, and led me to refrain from an unhealthy indulgence in
that exhilarating class of strong drink. But few of our companions had
been as prudent. Brighton Bill and Dave more expressly felt the full
effects of it; and with a parched tongue, and a splitting headache,
heaped their fullest maledictions upon Marysville, and all the ungodly
dwellers in that location, during the whole of that day.
His cold-water bath on the preceding night had, however, so modified the
effects of whiskey upon Horner, that I was unprepared to find him so
depraved in his appetite for it.
He was indifferent how he got it, whether clandestinely, to use the
mildest possible phrase, or not. Happening to be on guard one night at
our camping-place, he felt this thirst strong upon him. Not having the
means of gratification with him, he actually bored a hole in one of the
whiskey-barrels, and made free with its contents by means of a straw. In
the morning he was what politeness would call "frightfully overcome." In
good old Saxon, he was drunk.
Now Captain Crim had a holy horror of peculation--more especially,
perhaps, of whiskey-peculation, when it was committed in the manner Dave
had been guilty of. Nor in truth do I much blame him. Instead of boring
the hole near the top of the barrel, and insuring himself merely
sufficient, Horner had bored it about one-third down. He had also
omitted to plug it up when he had satisfied himself. There was perhaps
some reason for this, as when he had finished drinking he might have
failed again to find the aperture.
At all events, when Captain Crim rose in the morning, one-third of the
whiskey had dispersed itself over the bottom of the wagon devoted to its
carriage, and Horner's guilt was self-evident, putting his own state
entirely out of the question.
A drum-head, or rather a whiskey-barrel, court-martial was immediately
called together. The impenitent, because scarcely conscious, thief was
arraigned, tried, and found guilty. Sentence was, however, suspended.
This was partly, because, at the moment, he would have failed to
comprehend its justice. More so, because it was hoped that when restored
to complete consciousness, his friends might have influence enough with
him to prevent the recurrence of so gross a breach of the laws of social
equity. At first it appeared it would have done so. But again he fell
from the high standard of morality on the Plains, and the captain had
determined upon expelling him from the camp. Brighton Bill and myself
headed the rest of the party in a strong remonstrance. At first Crim was
disposed to defy us, but finding us all united in the wish to save the
poor fellow, finally gave way.
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