This Club, to which mostly unmarried business men belonged, occupied
comfortable rooms in the first storey of a restaurant, where one
could eat and meet in unrestrained and sometimes not altogether
harmless conversation--for there was a roulette table. Even some of
the more light-minded fathers of families, like Justus Kröger and,
of course, Peter Döhlmann, were members, and police senator Crema
was here “the first man at the hose.” That was the expression of
Dr. Gieseke--Andreas Gieseke, the son of the Fire Commissioner and
Christian’s old schoolmate. He had settled as a lawyer in the town, and
Christian renewed the friendship with him, though he ranked as rather
a wild fellow. Christian--or, as he was called everywhere, Chris--had
known them all more or less in the old days, for nearly all of them
had been pupils of Marcellus Stengel. They received him into the Club
with open arms; for, while neither business men nor scholars found
him a genius, they recognized his amusing social gifts. It was here
that he gave his best performances and told his best stories. He did
the virtuoso at the club piano and imitated English and transatlantic
actors and opera singers. But the best things he did were stories of
his affairs with women, related in the most harmless and entertaining
way imaginable--adventures that had befallen him on shipboard, on
trains, in St. Paul’s, in Whitechapel, in the virgin forest. There
was no doubt that Christian’s weakness was for women. He narrated with
a fluency and power that entranced his listeners, in an exhaustless
stream, with his somewhat plaintive, drawling voice, burlesque and
innocent, like an English humourist. He told a story about a dog that
had been sent in a satchel from Valparaiso to San Francisco and was
mangy to boot. Goodness knew what was the point of the anecdote--in his
mouth it was indescribably comic. And while everybody about him writhed
with laughter, unable to leave off, he himself sat there cross-legged,
a strange, uneasy seriousness in his face with its great hooked nose,
his thin, long neck, his sparse light-red hair and little round
deep-set eyes. It almost seemed as if the laugh were at his expense, as
if they were laughing at him. But that never occurred to him.
At home his favourite tales were about his office in Valparaiso. He
told of the extreme heat there, and about a young Londoner, named
Johnny Thunderstorm, a ne’er-do-well, an extraordinary chap, whom he
had “never seen do a stroke of work, God damn me,” and who yet was a
remarkable business man.
“Good God, the heat!” he said. “Well, the chief came into the
office--there we all lay, eight of us, like flies, and smoked
cigarettes to keep the mosquitoes away. Good God! Well, the chief said:
‘You are not working, gentlemen?’ ‘No, sir,’ says Johnny Thunderstorm,
‘as you see, sir!’ And we all blew our cigarette-smoke in his face.
Good God!”
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