He paused by the table and turned toward his sister, drumming lightly
on the surface with his bent forefinger as he said: “I’ll tell you
a little story, my dear Tony, which will illustrate my attitude
toward this affair. I know your weakness for the nobility, and the
Mecklenburg nobility in particular--please don’t mind if one of these
gentry gets rapped a bit. You know, there is now and then one among
them who doesn’t treat the merchant classes with any great respect,
though perfectly aware that he can’t do without them. Such a man is too
much inclined to lay stress on the superiority--to a certain extent
undeniable--of the producer over the middleman. In short, he sometimes
acts as if the merchant were like a peddling Jew to whom one sells old
clothes, quite conscious that one is being over-reached. I flatter
myself that in my dealings with these gentry I have not usually made
the impression of a morally inferior exploiter; to tell the truth, the
boot has sometimes been on the other foot--I’ve run across men who
were far less scrupulous than I am! But in one case, it only needed
a single bold stroke to bring me into social relations. The man was
the lord of Gross-Poggendorf, of whom you have surely heard. I had
considerable dealings with him some while back: Count Strelitz, a
very smart-appearing man, with a square eye-glass (I could never make
out why he did not cut himself), patent-leather top-boots, and a
riding-whip with a gold handle. He had a way of looking down at me from
a great height, with his eyes half-shut and his mouth half open. My
first visit to him was very telling. We had had some correspondence. I
drove over, and was ushered by a servant into the study, where Count
Strelitz was sitting at his writing-table. He returns my bow, half
gets up, finishes the last lines of a letter; then he turns to me and
begins to talk business, looking over the top of my head. I lean on
the sofa-table, cross my arms and my legs, and enjoy myself. I stand
five minutes talking. After another five minutes, I sit down on the
table and swing my leg. We get on with our business, and at the end of
fifteen minutes he says to me, very graciously, ‘won’t you sit down?’
‘Beg pardon?’ I say. ‘Oh, don’t mention it--I’ve been sitting for some
time!’”
“Did you say that? Really?” cried Frau Permaneder, enchanted. She had
straightway forgotten all that had gone before, and lived for the
moment entirely in the anecdote.
“‘I’ve been sitting for some time’--oh, that is too good!”
“Well, and I assure you that the Count altered his tune at once. He
shook hands when I came, and asked me to sit down--in the course of
time we became very friendly. But I have told you this in order to ask
you if you think I should have the right, or the courage, or the inner
self-confidence to behave in the same way to Herr von Maiboom if, when
we met to discuss the bargain, he were to forget to offer me a chair?”
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