Buffalo Bill's Pursuit; Or, The Heavy Hand of JusticeIngraham, Prentiss
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Buffalo Bill's Pursuit; Or, The Heavy Hand of Justice
Ingraham, Prentiss
Buffalo Bill, 1846-1917 -- Fiction; Dime novels
“Hello!” she sputtered, as she clutched the edge of the hole and
began to draw herself out. “This here is what I calls an unfort’nit
condition fer a lady to be in. B’ jings, it is! An’ I reckon I’ve et
a peck o’ dirt and rotten wood, into the barg’in!” She spat pieces of
wood out of her mouth, revealing a row of fanglike teeth. “And I’ve
that mussed up my Sunday clo’es that I won’t be able to go to church
nex’ Sunday!”
At this she cackled in a strange way, as if she had uttered a good
joke.
With the scout’s assistance, she crawled out of the hole and dropped
down in the nest of broad limbs that were matted together in front of
the hole, forming there a sort of shelf of verdure.
“Well, may I be switched if I was ever in sich a reedicklus situation
before!” she grumbled. “I reckon you never before pulled a lady out
o’ the top of a tree?”
The scout was staring at her most ungallantly.
“I didn’t,” he admitted. “I must beg your pardon if I was rough while
hauling on that rope.”
“Oh, I ain’t as light as swan’s-down!” she cackled. “I’m purty hefty;
and heftier still when I git my mad up and git in a fight.”
“But how did you get in such a place?” he was forced to demand.
“I fell in.”
“Fell in?”
“You kin understand words, can’t ye? Yes, I fell in.”
“But----”
“Well, I clim’ up here last night, thinkin’ it’d be a safer place
to spend the night in than down on the ground, with wolves howlin’
’round, and mebbe road agents perambulatin’ along the trail. It
looked like a good sort of a nest up here, and I thought I’d try it
fer safety; fer I cal’lated that if a wild cat, er a panther, got
into the tree, I could git down, mebbe; and I wasn’t as afeard o’
them as I was o’ the wolves I heerd howlin’. And so I clim’ up.
And while mussin’ ’round here on these limbs, tryin’ to make myself
comfortable, I slipped into that hole, hurtin’ my arm some; and then,
fust thing I knowed, I was down in the holler of the tree inside, and
couldn’t git out ag’in.”
She laughed in a mirthless way.
“Well, you better believe that I was scai’t some, when I found I
couldn’t git out. I wiggled and I waggled, but it didn’t do no good;
and there I had to stay.”
She laughed again, with that singular, mirthless cackle.
“Well, I was safe enough from wolves and varmints of that kind; you’d
better believe I was. I didn’t hear a wolf, ner did a single wild cat
er panther try to pay me a visit; but when mornin’ come I couldn’t
git out.
“I reckon I hollered so much that if the breath I wasted doin’ it was
all collected, it’d fill the sails of the British navy. But it didn’t
do a mite o’ good, seemed like, till bime-by I reckon you heerd me.”
“Yes, I heard you. Your yells were enough to wake the dead!”
She glanced down into the hole and shivered.
“Now, if you’ll permit me, I’ll try to help you down to the ground,”
he said.
“Oh, law, I kin make that all right; that don’t trouble me a little
bit!”
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