Buffalo Bill's Ruse; Or, Won by Sheer NerveIngraham, Prentiss
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Buffalo Bill's Ruse; Or, Won by Sheer Nerve
Ingraham, Prentiss
Buffalo Bill, 1846-1917 -- Fiction; Dime novels
“Fortunately, the Indian whose mustang I killed isn’t a chief,” was
the scout’s reflection. “He would have me burned at the stake!”
With feelings of uneasiness, he allowed himself to be bound and led
away.
Nebuchadnezzar still snorted and showed his dislike of Indians; yet
he was forced to go along, and he received on his rough hide some
heavy blows and kicks as the reward of his protests.
The distance which the Indians traversed was not great. They had a
camp not far off, and to it they conveyed the scout, who was not
greatly surprised, on arriving there, to find prisoners in the camp
before him. Latimer was there, together with Nick Nomad and Pizen
Kate.
Latimer maintained a gloomy silence; but Nomad received Buffalo
Bill with sundry cackles, and Pizen Kate in a manner befitting her
previous performances.
“That is what comes of a husband runnin’ away from the wife of his
bosom,” Pizen Kate declared, with a snapping of her eyes. “If he had
stayed to home, dutiful and kind, as he ort, this would never ’a’
come about; but he had to leave me alone, forlorn and forsaken, and
this is the result of it. I’ve been givin’ him a piece of my mind
about it, too.”
“Buffler,” said Nomad, “I’m glad to see ye, and likewise I ain’t glad
to see ye. Seems a singular statement, don’t it? But I don’t need to
explain.”
“I think I should like to have _you_ do some explaining,” said the
scout.
“About drappin’ through thet hole in the floor?” said Nomad. “Waal,
thet war cur’us, and no mistake. I run into the room, and the floor
jes’ yawned fer me, and I went through. I fell so durn hard, landin’
on the sharp p’int of my spine, that I didn’t know anything fer about
a day, seemed ter me.
“When I come to myself better it war dark in there--darker’n a stack
o’ black cats. I crawled along, and crawled along, and by and by I
tumbled out of the hole kerplunk into ther river. I come nigh about
bein’ drownded then. When I went under I swallered enough water, I
reckon, ter float a boat, and I come near going down and stayin’ thar.
“The river is purty swift, as mebbe ye know, and it kerried me down
considerable. When I got out, I didn’t know where I war, fer a fac’.
But I sized up the sitervation as well as I could, and tried ter make
back tracks. Waal, I run inter the Injuns while doin’ that, and they
took me in. And hyar I am, and I don’t like ther looks of it.”
“If you wouldn’t talk so much, Nicholas, you’d git fatter!” Pizen
Kate snapped.
That irresistible chuckle of old Nomad’s sounded.
“Katie, I don’t want ter git any fatter. A fat man can’t run; and I
reely feel ther need of runnin’, so long as you persist in pursuin’
after me.”
“We’ll all quit runnin’, seems to me, now! Seems to me we’re in fer
it. I don’t see nothin’ to laugh about, I don’t. Yit there you set
and grin like a monkey! I keep wonderin’ what I ever married you fer,
anyhow.”
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