"Well, I'll tell you then, Ernie, and I've got to admit it's something
quite out of the ordinary. _I've_ never noticed it in anyone else.
Ernie, I'm sure your knowledge of romantic novels is shamefully
deficient, it's clear from your manners, but in the earlier ones--not
in style now--the hero is described as tall, manly, broad-shouldered,
Anglo-Saxon features, etcetera, etcetera, but there's one thing he
always has, something that sounds like poetic over-enthusiasm if you
stop to analyze it, a physical impossibility, but that I have to admit
you, Ernie, actually have. Flashing eyes."
"Flashing eyes? Me?"
She nodded solemnly. He thought her long straight lips trembled on
the verge of a grin, but he couldn't be sure.
"How do you mean, flashing eyes?" he protested. "How _can_ eyes flash,
except by reflecting light? In that case, I guess they'd seem to
'flash' more if a person opened them wide but kept blinking them a lot.
Is that what I do?"
"No, Ernie, though you're doing it now," she told him, shaking her
head. "No, Ernie, your eyes just give a tiny flash of their own about
every five seconds, like a lighthouse, but barely, _barely_ bright
enough for another person to notice. It makes you irresistible. Of
course I've never seen you in the dark; maybe they wouldn't flash in
the dark."
"You're joking."
Vivian frowned a little at that remark, as if she were puzzled herself.
"Well, maybe I am and maybe I'm not," she said. "In any case, don't get
conceited about your Flashing Eyes, because I'm sure you'll never know
how to take advantage of them."
When he parted from her downtown, pausing a moment to watch her walk
away with feline majesty, he muttered "Flashing Eyes!" with a shrug of
the shoulders and a skeptical growl. Just the same, he ducked his head
as he moved off and he pulled the brim of his hat down sharply.
* * * * *
Afternoons, hurtling home in the five o'clock rush, it was not Vivian
but Verna who frequently occupied the seat beside him, taking up rather
more space in it than the Panther Princess. Verna was another of his
newly acquired and not altogether welcome conversation-pals, along with
Jacob the barber, Mr. Willis the druggist and Herman the health-food
manufacturer, inventor of Soybean Mush--conquests of his Flashing Eyes
or whatever it was.
Verna was stocky, pasty-faced, voluble (with him), coy, and had bad
breath--he could see the tiny triangles of pale food between her
incisors and canines whenever her conversations became particularly
vehement and confidential, which was often. She always had a stack of
books hugged to her stomach. She worked in a fur-storage vault, she
said, and could snatch quite a bit of time for reading--rather heavy
reading, it seemed.
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