"Oh, yes." Ernie nodded again and smiled grimly. "The man in white?"
She laughed. "Exactly, the man in white. For a long time, I've thought
it was just too much bother for either of us to carry the milk home,
and the eggs and my yogurt too. So I decided to have the milkman that
Mr. Jones uses make deliveries. Mr. Jones brought him over half an hour
ago and it's all arranged. Four quarts a week, one dozen eggs, and
yogurt Tuesdays and Fridays."
* * * * *
The Invisible Being and his Coadjutor, backtracking for a checkup,
summarized the situation.
The latter said, "So he's already thrown away the Everlasting Cosmetic
Knife and the Water Splitter; he seems to be trying to reject the third
Little Gift and the first Big One, while he still isn't even conscious
of the other two Gifts."
"Cheer up," said the Invisible Being. "It's his life and he's doing
what he thinks best."
"Yes," the Coadjutor said, "but he doesn't know he's making these
decisions for his race as well as himself. Sometimes I think Galaxy
Center makes it too hard for chaps like him. For instance, that trick
of having the images on the box fade back to the old ones."
"Nonsense! We have to take all reasonable precautions that our
activities remain secret. He knew that the powder worked. He should
have had faith."
"Sometimes it takes a lot of faith."
"You're right, it does." The Invisible Being smiled his Cheshire smile.
"You feel a lot for these test subjects, don't you? That's fine, but
you've got to remember you can't accept the Gifts for them; that's one
thing they have to do themselves, however long they take about it.
Which reminds me, I think we ought to set up a recorder here to report
the final outcome of the test to Galaxy Center."
"Good idea."
"And cheer up, I say. This test isn't over yet and our featherless
biped isn't necessarily licked. If he thinks to link up the third
Little Gift with the two Big Ones, he has a pretty sweet setup for
making psychic progress--and his race will be Galactic Citizens in a
jiffy."
"You're right."
"Moreover, it stands to reason he's soon going to become aware of the
Great Gift, and that generally gives a person a jolt and makes him
think seriously about other things."
"True enough--though I still have the feeling you intend some sardonic
trick in conjunction with the Great Gift. Are you sure you're not
planning to leave some other setup here along with the recorder? I
notice you've got a spare Juxtaposer in the ship and it bothers me."
"That, dear Coadjutor, is my business. Whatever I do, it won't
interfere in any way with the fairness of the tests."
"Sometimes I think the tests are _too_ fair," the Coadjutor observed.
"I'd like to be able to ease them up a bit in special cases."
"Confidentially, my friend, so would I."
* * * * *
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