_Bayes._ Nay, nay, come, come, Mr. Johnson, i'faith this must not be said
amongst us that have it. I know you have wit, by the judgment you make
of this play; for that's the measure we go by: my play is my touchstone.
When a man tells me such a one is a person of parts: is he so? say I;
what do I do, but bring him presently to see this play: if he likes it,
I know what to think of him; if not, your most humble servant, sir; I'll
no more of him, upon my word, I thank you. I am _Clara voyant_, egad. Now
here we go on to our business.
SCENE II.
_Enter the two_ USURPERS,[25] _hand in hand_.
_Ush._ But what's become of Volscius the Great;
His presence has not grac'd our court of late.
_Phys._ I fear some ill, from emulation sprung,
Has from us that illustrious hero wrung.
_Bayes._ Is not that majestical?
_Smith._ Yes, but who the devil is that Volscius?
_Bayes._ Why, that's a prince I make in love with Parthenope.
_Smith._ I thank you, sir.
_Enter_ CORDELIO.
_Cor._ My lieges, news from Volscius the prince.
_Ush._ His news is welcome, whatsoe'er it be.[26]
_Smith._ How, sir, do you mean whether it be good or bad?
_Bayes._ Nay, pray, sir, have a little patience: gadzookers, you'll
spoil all my play. Why, sir, 'tis impossible to answer every impertinent
question you ask.
_Smith._ Cry you mercy, sir.
_Cor._ His highness, sirs, commanded me to tell you,
That the fair person whom you both do know,
Despairing of forgiveness for her fault,
In a deep sorrow, twice she did attempt
Upon her precious life; but, by the care
Of standers-by, prevented was.
_Smith._ Why, what stuff's here?
_Cor._ At last,
Volscius the Great this dire resolve embrac'd:
His servants he into the country sent,
And he himself to Piccadilly went;
Where he's inform'd by letters that she's dead.
_Ush._ Dead! is that possible? dead!
_Phys._ O ye gods! [_Exeunt._
_Bayes._ There's a smart expression of a passion: O ye gods! that's one
of my bold strokes, egad.
_Smith._ Yes; but who's the fair person that's dead?
_Bayes._ That you shall know anon, sir.
_Smith._ Nay, if we know at all, 'tis well enough.
_Bayes._ Perhaps you may find, too, by-and-by, for all this, that she's
not dead neither.
_Smith._ Marry, that's good news indeed. I am glad of that with all my
heart.
_Bayes._ Now here's the man brought in that is supposed to have kill'd
her. [_A great shout within._
SCENE III.
_Enter_ AMARYLLIS, _with a book in her hand, and attendants._
_Ama._ What shout triumphant's that?
_Enter a_ SOLDIER.
_Sold._ Shy maid, upon the river brink, near Twic'nam town, the false
assassinate is ta'en.
_Ama._ Thanks to the powers above for this deliverance. I hope,
Its slow beginning will portend
A forward exit to all future end.
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