_Bayes._ Pish! there you are out; to all future end! no, no; to all
future END! You must lay the accent upon "end," or else you lose the
conceit.
_Smith._ I see you are very perfect in these matters.
_Bayes._ Ay, sir, I have been long enough at it, one would think, to know
something.
_Enter_ SOLDIERS, _dragging in an old_ FISHERMAN.
_Ama._ Villain, what monster did corrupt thy mind
T' attack the noblest soul of human kind?
Tell me who set thee on.
_Fish._ Prince Prettyman.
_Ama._ To kill whom?
_Fish._ Prince Prettyman.
_Ama._ What! did Prince Prettyman hire you to kill Prince Prettyman?
_Fish._ No; Prince Volscius.
_Ama._ To kill whom?
_Fish._ Prince Volscius.
_Ama._ What! did Prince Volscius hire you to kill Prince Volscius?
_Fish._ No, Prince Prettyman.
_Ama._ So drag him hence,
Till torture of the rack produce his sense. [_Exeunt._
_Bayes._ Mark how I make the horror of his guilt confound his intellects;
for he's out at one and t'other: and that's the design of this scene.
_Smith._ I see, sir, you have a several design for every scene.
_Bayes._ Ay, that's my way of writing; and so, sir, I can dispatch you a
whole play, before another man, egad, can make an end of his plot.
SCENE IV.
So now enter Prince Prettyman in a rage. Where the devil is he? why,
Prettyman? why, where I say? O fie, fie, fie, fie! all's marr'd, I vow to
gad, quite marr'd.
_Enter_ PRETTYMAN.
Phoo, phoo! you are come too late, sir; now you may go out again, if you
please. I vow to gad, Mr.--a--I would not give a button for my play, now
you have done this.
_Pret._ What, sir?
_Bayes._ What, sir! why, sir, you should have come out in choler, rouse
upon the stage, just as the other went off. Must a man be eternally
telling you of these things?
_Johns._ Sure this must be some very notable matter that he's so angry at.
_Smith._ I am not of your opinion.
_Bayes._ Pish! come let's hear your part, sir.
_Pret._[27]Bring in my father: why d'ye keep him from me?
Altho' a fisherman, he is my father:
Was ever son yet brought to this distress,
To be, for being a son, made fatherless!
Ah! you just gods, rob me not of a father:
The being of a son take from me rather. [_Exit._
_Smith._ Well, Ned, what think you now?
_Johns._ A devil, this is worst of all: Mr. Bayes, pray what's the
meaning of this scene?
_Bayes._ O cry you mercy, sir: I protest I had forgot to tell you. Why,
sir, you must know, that long before the beginning of this play, this
prince was taken by a fisherman.
_Smith._ How, sir, taken prisoner?
_Bayes._ Taken prisoner! O Lord, what a question's there! did ever any
man ask such a questions? Plague on him, he has put the plot quite out of
my head with this--this--question! what was I going to say?
_Johns._ Nay, Heaven knows: I cannot imagine.
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